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  1. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Florida man bites off other Florida man's cock. Gets pregnant with triplets. Spits some seed out...

    Florida man bites off other Florida man's cock. Gets pregnant with triplets. Spits some seed out onto rock. Rock is also pregnant. Florida man also has skull pregnancy.
  2. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I did not win the lottery. All of my numbers were off by exactly 3 on each.

    I did not win the lottery. All of my numbers were off by exactly 3 on each.
  3. Azhurie_Mythephan

    It's raining.

    It's raining.
  4. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I won't be able to grab things properly if I have 2 meter arms, and I won't be able to stand up...

    I won't be able to grab things properly if I have 2 meter arms, and I won't be able to stand up after falling if I have long legs. I am six inches tall.
  5. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Long Wang.

    Long Wang.
  6. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Fuk Yu.

    Fuk Yu.
  7. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I ate dinner, I got a new couch, and I got ice cream afterward. This day can't possibly get...

    I ate dinner, I got a new couch, and I got ice cream afterward. This day can't possibly get better, unless I win the lottery tonight.
  8. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Does it taste like butterscotch?

    Does it taste like butterscotch?
  9. Azhurie_Mythephan

    You eat the stone? I also eat stone-yeem!

    You eat the stone? I also eat stone-yeem!
  10. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Sleep. I will definitely not drown you tonight.

    Sleep. I will definitely not drown you tonight.
  11. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Same, but I only drank a single hard soda. Never again.

    Same, but I only drank a single hard soda. Never again.
  12. Azhurie_Mythephan

    He looks like he got smacked.

    He looks like he got smacked.
  13. Azhurie_Mythephan

    What's this about Garry's bussy?

    What's this about Garry's bussy?
  14. Azhurie_Mythephan

    One Pang is 5 feet 10 inches. In contrast, one Azhure is 6 inches.

    One Pang is 5 feet 10 inches. In contrast, one Azhure is 6 inches.
  15. Azhurie_Mythephan

    There was both a male and a female police officer at the beginning, but after a little bit...

    There was both a male and a female police officer at the beginning, but after a little bit, there were only two women. Genderswap?
  16. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I am drunk(first time ever drinking), and also have been told that I'm a happy drunk just now by...

    I am drunk(first time ever drinking), and also have been told that I'm a happy drunk just now by my brother. I habe a headache from hell and my fingers and toea are tingling and I calnd feel all my veins pulsating. 10/10 won't ever drink again.
  17. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Hra'khuhn.

    Hra'khuhn.
  18. Azhurie_Mythephan

    That's what the sign says.

    That's what the sign says.
  19. Azhurie_Mythephan

    @Anonjohn20

    @Anonjohn20
  20. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Genesis 1:27 implies that God is not just male, but also female. A futa.

    Genesis 1:27 implies that God is not just male, but also female. A futa.
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