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  1. ShrimpShady

    Not even gonna trust a microwaved potato. Oven or nothing

    Not even gonna trust a microwaved potato. Oven or nothing
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    We can all agree that, for the most part, killing people whose opinions we disagree with is...

    We can all agree that, for the most part, killing people whose opinions we disagree with is wrong Why don't we then settle on a compromise where we just beat them up instead?
  3. ShrimpShady

    Put my pizza in the microwave and it came out tasting like unensouled homunculi ballsack

    Put my pizza in the microwave and it came out tasting like unensouled homunculi ballsack
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    microwaving really does take the soul out of food

    microwaving really does take the soul out of food
  5. ShrimpShady

    My brother is absolutely fumbling the conversation with the Uber driver Lying for no reason...

    My brother is absolutely fumbling the conversation with the Uber driver Lying for no reason, creating misunderstandings, contradicting himself He still got it.
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    You can cook well done with microwaves and induction heating

    You can cook well done with microwaves and induction heating
  7. ShrimpShady

    [IMG] Which side you on?

    Which side you on?
  8. ShrimpShady

    I can't believe just how bald LeBron's gotten now. My goat is washed

    I can't believe just how bald LeBron's gotten now. My goat is washed
  9. ShrimpShady

    Games with the best stories?

    The Witcher 3 but specifically the Hearts of Stone DLC. Shit got me locked in while doing hours of Witcher vision inspect item bullshit
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    If you start giving people handouts, they're gonna be lazy and entitled and try to game the...

    If you start giving people handouts, they're gonna be lazy and entitled and try to game the system to get $2 instead!
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    Where do we get the money for this if the ultra-wealthy won't chip in and the people are too...

    Where do we get the money for this if the ultra-wealthy won't chip in and the people are too morally decayed to care? Easy. We kidnap billionares and hold them for ransom
  12. ShrimpShady

    Friendly for everybody but it'll also look really funny because you'd just have cookware and...

    Friendly for everybody but it'll also look really funny because you'd just have cookware and equipment in an otherwise empty plot of land where a restaurant would be
  13. ShrimpShady

    I think that instead of restaurants we should just have stoves and ovens everywhere. You know...

    I think that instead of restaurants we should just have stoves and ovens everywhere. You know, like fire hydrants but they're stoves and ovens and maybe freezers where people keep the ingredients they don't use or stuff they donate. I'd chip in a shallot or two to get things going for my community
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    I love watching people destroy themselves physically, mentally, and socially to chase an...

    I love watching people destroy themselves physically, mentally, and socially to chase an unachievable ideal. Such drama
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    I feel like a lot of "greatest opening lines in literature" are just "the opening lines of...

    I feel like a lot of "greatest opening lines in literature" are just "the opening lines of classic novels" "When he was nearly thirteen my brother Jem got his arm broken badly at the elbow" is not one of the greatest opening lines in literature
  16. ShrimpShady

    Satan enters the bloodstream through energy drinks and makes you worship gay It's true. Look it up

    Satan enters the bloodstream through energy drinks and makes you worship gay It's true. Look it up
  17. ShrimpShady

    @JayMark [IMG] Some sources state him as mini, but the jury's still out on the Coooper

    @JayMark Some sources state him as mini, but the jury's still out on the Coooper
  18. ShrimpShady

    That's what you get for crossing us

    That's what you get for crossing us
  19. ShrimpShady

    They fit on a PS2 memory card

    They fit on a PS2 memory card
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    [IMG] It seems that I straight up posted this last month as well, but most still aren't ready...

    It seems that I straight up posted this last month as well, but most still aren't ready for this conversation
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