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Bloodborne is woke

Take a propa ganda before you swallow propaganda or else you'll be a prop (in) a g(r)an da(nce) (now replace s with n) Read the first word. Few will get it

Specifically for ghosts, but applies to other supernatural phenomenon as well (such as aliens and cryptids), I won't believe they're real until someone records one with a high definition camera, approaches it, and interacts with it directly. Oh you saw a spooky lady in the woods, took a 2...

I was watching this vtuber and the whole time I thought she was like Singaporean or something, only to find out she's Greek. Am I that terrible with accents? Maybe I'm a bad person for thinking all Greek people sound like Giannis Antetokounmpo

I'm officially 25 years old and I haven't gotten a Nobel Prize yet or made my first million. It's over. Too late for me For everyone who hasn't turned 25, it's already too late for you. Just give up. Learn a trade instead

The internet has exposed us to many more profound evils that we can't just beat up in the streets

I wish I could growl in a deep voice and get some e-girls, but then I'd also have to start playing Valorant, but then I'd also have to start being a pale Asian American man with bulging arm veins

Whenever I think "you can't make this shit up", I end up... well, proven right. Because the thing turns out to, you know, not be made up and real. Why is that even a popular saying?

They're playing a smooth jazz cover of Santa Claus is Coming to Town in the middle of April. Only in SEA cuh