CountVanBadger

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  CountVanBadger

• Today at 10:19 AM

I've been playing Final Fantasy Tactics, so I've had political thrillers on my mind for the past few days. It kinda makes me want to write a political thriller. A political thriller about...

Cyborg samurais hunting kaiju on another planet for a bunch of dystopian megacorporations.

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  CountVanBadger

• Today at 5:59 AM

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  CountVanBadger

• Sunday at 10:59 PM

This is why it's a mistake for video game devs to let me name my own party members.

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  JayMark

• Thursday at 8:00 AM

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  CountVanBadger

• Thursday at 7:24 AM

I just spent two days straight trying to integrate a joke I really liked into XNPC. After rewriting three chapters to try and shoehorn it in, and the shoehorning being extremely obvious every time, I finally gave up.

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  CountVanBadger

• Wednesday at 5:14 AM

selfie time. felt cute. might delete later.

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  CountVanBadger

• Apr 13, 2026

My writer's constipation finally passed, and I had a 2300 word bowel movement last night.

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  CountVanBadger

• Apr 12, 2026

Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger

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  CountVanBadger

• Apr 10, 2026

XNPC Chapter 47: "And then Miranda gave Jeremy a ring that would alert him whenever someone was about to attack him from behind."

XNPC Chapter 56: "Suddenly, the author realized that Jeremy had never used that skill despite having been attacked from behind at least three times."

XNPC Chapter 47: "And then Miranda didn't give Jeremy a ring that would alert him whenever someone was about to attack him from behind."

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  CountVanBadger

• Apr 9, 2026

Check out Chapter Thirty One of XNPC, where Jeremy stares death in the eye and pushes himself beyond his limits as a mortal being in order to fight a level five slime.

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  CountVanBadger

• Apr 7, 2026

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  CountVanBadger

• Mar 28, 2026

XNPC: Chapter 28 is now up! Jeremy tried to choose his class. But what class can a robotics-obsessed nerd hope to find?

READ IT HERE!​

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  CountVanBadger

• Mar 26, 2026

Trying to write while you have a head cold be like...
Miranda fought with her daggers. She did a flip. Jeremy watched with wonder in his wow. She hit one and it fell down on the [can't think of word, come back later]. And then there were somethings happen over there n Jeremy went to stop it but he didn't have his axe and he said "(dozes off for fifteen minutes) And then Miranda did a flip.

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  Assurbanipal_II

• Feb 25, 2026

Wise badger~.

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  Assurbanipal_II

• Jan 27, 2026

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  Representing_Tromba

• Nov 27, 2025

Do you not like onomatopeia's?

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  Alski

• Nov 18, 2025

Are you a dog in a badger suit?