ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• Thursday at 4:26 AM

I'm officially 25 years old and I haven't gotten a Nobel Prize yet or made my first million. It's over. Too late for me

For everyone who hasn't turned 25, it's already too late for you. Just give up. Learn a trade instead

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  ShrimpShady

• Thursday at 2:25 AM

The internet has exposed us to many more profound evils that we can't just beat up in the streets

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  ShrimpShady

• Wednesday at 4:01 PM

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  ShrimpShady

• Wednesday at 1:07 PM

I wish I could growl in a deep voice and get some e-girls, but then I'd also have to start playing Valorant, but then I'd also have to start being a pale Asian American man with bulging arm veins

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  ShrimpShady

• Wednesday at 10:15 AM

Whenever I think "you can't make this shit up", I end up... well, proven right. Because the thing turns out to, you know, not be made up and real. Why is that even a popular saying?

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  ShrimpShady

• Wednesday at 6:13 AM

They're playing a smooth jazz cover of Santa Claus is Coming to Town in the middle of April. Only in SEA cuh

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  ShrimpShady

• Wednesday at 3:40 AM

Tired of supposed "shut-in" female leads with giant tits and healthy skin. You are a coward if you write supposed "shut-in" female leads with giant tits and healthy skin.

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  ShrimpShady

• Wednesday at 1:34 AM

I've seen a concerning trend recently of people trying to act like Toradora is a bad show...

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  Rosica

• Apr 14, 2026

Merah Putih One for All or this? Which one is more soulless?

https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=2885080148364518&id=100005876834315

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  ShrimpShady

• Apr 13, 2026

The best(?) part of reading classic English-language literature is the inevitable n-word jumpscare

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  ShrimpShady

• Apr 13, 2026

Music not-recommendation

Might sound funny coming from me, but this shit does almost nothing for me. Sure, it's technical. It's angular. It's microtonal. It's mathy. But it's also meandering, and if not for the costumes, I don't think anyone would give these reheated Don Caballero/Battles nachos a try.

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  ShrimpShady

• Apr 13, 2026

Consent status: manufactured

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  ShrimpShady

• Apr 12, 2026

People often say that you shouldn't act like your shit doesn't stink, but I think it's equally true that some people's shit just stinks worse than others', so I think it's okay to feel superior to them

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  ShrimpShady

• Apr 12, 2026

We can all agree that, for the most part, killing people whose opinions we disagree with is wrong

Why don't we then settle on a compromise where we just beat them up instead?

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  ShrimpShady

• Apr 12, 2026

microwaving really does take the soul out of food

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  ShrimpShady

• Apr 12, 2026

My brother is absolutely fumbling the conversation with the Uber driver

Lying for no reason, creating misunderstandings, contradicting himself

He still got it.

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  ShrimpShady

• Apr 12, 2026

Which side you on?

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  ShrimpShady

• Apr 11, 2026

I can't believe just how bald LeBron's gotten now. My goat is washed

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  ShrimpShady

• Apr 11, 2026

I think that instead of restaurants we should just have stoves and ovens everywhere. You know, like fire hydrants but they're stoves and ovens and maybe freezers where people keep the ingredients they don't use or stuff they donate. I'd chip in a shallot or two to get things going for my community

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  ShrimpShady

• Apr 11, 2026

I love watching people destroy themselves physically, mentally, and socially to chase an unachievable ideal. Such drama