Madkins

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  Madkins

• Apr 7, 2026

I've come to the conclusion that irrational fears are hard to find. I received answers from around 40 people. Only 2 made me go "Oh..." That or people are too scared to admit them to a random stranger, that's also a possibility. The rest seem legit as fears.

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  Madkins

• Apr 7, 2026

One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others?
Gasoline, Propane, Paint, Glue.

I bet no one gets this, even AI can't help you here.

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  Madkins

• Apr 7, 2026

Mondays are so boring, I don't even want to say anything ridiculous.

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  Madkins

• Apr 6, 2026

I wonder sometimes. Which tastes better circles, squares, or triangles?

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  Madkins

• Apr 6, 2026

So, I've got

Projective Synesthesia in Music​

Yeah, have fun with that.

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  Madkins

• Apr 5, 2026

Remember what the doorknob said, "Feed your head."

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Apr 5, 2026

Soon™...

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  Madkins

• Apr 5, 2026

For gods sakes I should be writing, yet I'm messing around on the forums for no good reason. ADHD win!

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  Madkins

• Sep 24, 2025

Connie has a sweatshirt with kittens unrolling a roll of toilet paper in the bathroom, and it says let the good times roll...

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  Madkins

• Sep 20, 2025

Bought a monkey.

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  Madkins

• Sep 18, 2025

Yep, the old kidney foundation really came through for me with my freebie. I been on that damn list for a while. I don't really need the kidney. Look, I know it's shallow, but i wants them. It's a status thing. that's what separates the men from the animals.

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  Madkins

• Sep 17, 2025

Are you depressed? Has high interest rates got you down? My name is Madkins and I'm here to offer you a once in a lifetime opportunity. Sell your organs, live over the internet! Get money back on your baby! Wait, that doesn't sound right... Where's my sheet?

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  Madkins

• Sep 9, 2025

*sighs* dextro-amphetamine x3 today!

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  Madkins

• Sep 9, 2025

Is it wrong to roll up grass Pokémon and smoke them? Would it be cruel and unusual, or just be another fire attack?

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  Madkins

• Sep 7, 2025

I'd like to learn how to be more easily offended. Everyone else is so good at it, I feel like I'm missing out on something...

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  Madkins

• Sep 6, 2025

"I want solid gold toilet bowls in my house." ?

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  Madkins

• Sep 5, 2025

An update on my henchmen status.
It turns out they quit without saying anything... They decided to open a restaurant.
It's called, "Slappin Pappy's Family Diner"
The motto is, "Sit down, shut up, or I'll slap you stupid!"
I think I'm going to invest in it...

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  Madkins

• Sep 3, 2025

So, I just arrived home to the secret base and it's empty. There are no henchmen to be seen anywhere... I'm thinking about putting some signs up around the neighborhood...

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  Madkins

• Sep 3, 2025

Since everything is slow on hump day, I was thinking...
What do Donkey's and assassins have in common?