ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• Today at 7:22 AM

Coming from a very sober culture and upbringing, I can't imagine how some of y'all order cocktails

yeah i'll have a sex on the beach

let me get a pornstar martini

omg i love blow jobs

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  ShrimpShady

• Today at 5:54 AM

Shromp Rule #

If you hate something, you should try becoming it for a day

You will see your perspective shift

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 3:01 PM

Japan lowkey might be the only place where explaining the joke is part of the joke itself

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 1:32 PM

Daily music recommendation #351

One of my favorite tracks by this band. Very unique structure, though they do love their extended instrumental intros. All of the elements are super interesting, from the ping-ponging guitars to the dizzying drums clamoring like a... you know, train.

By far Asian Kung-Fu Generation's most intricate track. Very groovy bridge too

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 1:30 PM

I've gotten to the point where I don't remember which songs I've recommended, but I must persist

At least to a year's worth of recommendations

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 12:37 PM

Indonesian century of humiliation

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  Akkizakura

• Yesterday at 11:22 AM

When someone is having a pointless argument in SHF, my pattern recognition think they are Indonesian. How many of you are here, shrimp?

Are we all just Indonesian using VPN?

Orang Indonesia Memang Belum Siap Melihat dan Menerima Perbedaan

Oleh Fikri Haekal Akbar

m.kumparan.com

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  Conqueror_Quack

• Yesterday at 10:39 AM

Your great sacrifice will be remembered for eons Friend

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 9:57 AM

For the people worried about fanfiction demonetization, don't worry

In about 70 years, the IP your FF is based on will likely become public domain

And you'll be able to monetize it again

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 7:49 AM

@unlaumy you bastard you closed your profile before I could get a word in

It's sad to see you go, as you seemed relatively sane compared to some of the other people on this site

Perhaps our paths will cross in the future

I too hope for a time when new/not-chronically-active forum users don't feel like they're getting pushed away by the established order

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 5:38 AM

All of the chic cafes here sell the same menu items

All of the nice sushi places do so as well

Don't be mistaken about who owns you

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 1:21 AM

If I go to hell, I'm bringing the creator of microsoft excel down with me. Along with the first Sumerian who invented spreadsheets. Fuck you

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  LuoirM

• Thursday at 3:01 PM

DendrobranchiataUntrustworthy

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  ShrimpShady

• Thursday at 1:33 PM

Daily music recommendation #350

This song and music video used to scare the shit out of me as a kid. I didn't know who Serj Tankian was, but boy was he the host of my childhood nightmares.

But now that I'm older, it kinda goes really hard. Sure, it might be about incest and suicide, but hell if it doesn't rock

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  Tsuru

• Thursday at 1:18 PM

You alright?

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  ShrimpShady

• Thursday at 1:15 PM

My neck actually stopped hurting this morning, but then I spent the whole day on excel

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  ShrimpShady

• Thursday at 10:36 AM

I'm sorry but I've never had particularly great lumpia. Maybe I'm in the wrong country for it

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  ShrimpShady

• Thursday at 9:30 AM

Weirdly enough I feel like a lot of anime fans have become even more insecure and defensive these days

You can't say "X show is ass and you have shit taste" anymore without being called a tourist or something

People are so quick to pull out the "W-well if you don't like it, you're not the target audience >:("

pussies

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  ShrimpShady

• Thursday at 1:44 AM

Every couple of days on the forums is just

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  unlaumy

• Wednesday at 3:17 PM

what do you think of dogs