I just ate 2 burritos and 4 tacos, and my stomach feels bloated.
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Root beer and pizza.
@SRB
If that wasn't you two nights ago, then I'm going to be both mad, and sad.
Pistachio ice cream.
Two nights ago, I woke up confused as to why I felt something inside me. Turns out I was having a sleep paralysis demon do me from behind...
It's tea time.
In my dream, I drew a sealing circle, which captured an eldritch monstrosity, which I then slaughtered and drank and ate of its blood and flesh.
The ground is covered in snow.
We have a Colonel Sanders visual novel, but do we have a Wendy visual novel? If not, we need one. Also, Ronald McDonald visual novel and Burger King visual novel. We need all of these.
I went out and ate pizza with my mother. We got ice cream afterwards.
TwuUur?
Have no expectations, and then whenever you feel let down, it won't be because of your expectations.
In lizard person society, how handsome a man is is determined by how green he is, and Mark Zuckerberg is ugly, because he is not green.
I'm eating an 8 inch long brownie because I feel like it.
I'm tired, because I'm depressed.
Just took them out of the oven.
The peanut butter brownies are in the oven.
I'm going to make peanut butter brownies later.
I miss five years ago, when I could get a good loaf of fresh bread for only 20¢
Pick one:
47 loaves of freshly baked French bread
or
1 troy ounce of silver -
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