Ah, yes... I see... Or rather, I don't see... But I understand... The cheese... It calls to us... It tells us... It tells us... It tells us to quit daydreaming and finish the pizza that we're making!
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If they "do the dew", then why aren't they "mountin' the mountain"? (this sounds so wrong, but anyway, it's here now.)
I almost forgot the calendar date...
Been sick for 3 days now. Pain. Constant pain. I wish to rest. I don't think I've had a proper and truly fulfilling rest in almost 21 years.
⅓ gallon of vanilla ice cream topped with chocolate sauce and peanuts.
Accidentally stuck myself with a steak knife right above my crotch. Pain, but not fatal, because there wasn't anything important in that spot.
I hunger for flesh...
It's nice to have a jar of grandma-type candies for when someone is going to collapse from low blood sugar.
Smol.
*pat pat*
@Navillus What is the best pre-hardmode summon for a non-summoner?
When I was a little kid, I was afraid of the dark. Later, I realized that the scariest thing in that dark room was me. The scariest thing in the room right now, however, is the kidney stone inside of my right ureter. It hurts so fucking bad, make it stop.
Oh, no... anyway...
About 8 minutes ago, I was arguing with one of my siblings who doesn't know his *ss from a hole in the ground, and I am not so good at eyesight. Usually I look at the floor while walking so I can get some semblance of knowledge of where I'm about to place my foot. I didn't this time, because I was arguing with someone, and it is disrespectful to talk to someone while not looking at them.
I live, but it's Friday instead of Wednesday now... I hunger...
If there's any good news today, it's that I won the auction that I'd been eyeing since yesterday.Also, my chest is bigger than it was yesterday, making my shirt feel a lot tighter.
Can't type worth a shit after earlier, I made seven mistakes in this line alone.
Any and all truly essential functions are still operational, so, I guess I'll be fine, just like after the last one(didn't go to the doctor after that one either). I made thirty-four mistakes on this sentence as well as the previous one, which is far more than I usually make by at least ten times.
About 50 minutes ago, I was sitting in my desk chair browsing coin auctions, and i suddenly felt like either the air in my room didn't have enough oxygen, or the air had too many poisonous gasses. I felt cold, and short of breath, and I bolted outside, because otherwise, I'm certain I would have passed out and probably died otherwise.
The knight in shining armor is there to rescue the princess from the dragon... Or so the knight was told, but really, the king just doesn't want to fulfill his end of the contract he made with the dragon for the protection of his country. He promised the dragon his daughter's hand in marriage, and the dragon was delighted, so of course he agreed to protect the country.
A father sits in the passenger seat of his son's Cybertruck(eww... Tesla...), which was purchased last month, and he asks his son next to him, "What did you do in here with your girlfriend that made this car smell so Musky?" -
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