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SirContro
SirContro
Ignoring that awful pun the hatred people have for tesla owners makes no sense. It's an electric car, they're trying to do good by the planet and they're getting firebombed because the head of a company is an unlikeable billionaire.
SirContro
SirContro
As if literally any other car manufacturing head isn't also an unlikeable billionaaire or multi millionaire.
ShrimpShady
ShrimpShady
I'll only really judge Tesla owners if the Tesla in question was a Cybertruck
Azhurie_Mythephan
Azhurie_Mythephan
If I wanted to put my full and complete opinion here, I might need 10 comments to do it. I will shorten it. I do not hate tesla owners, I do not hate tesla, I do however find tesla distasteful.
Azhurie_Mythephan
Azhurie_Mythephan
(This is meant to be read in a stereotypical Chinese immigrant accent, competitive racism, but not political racism.) If you're going to sell me an electric car, either include a solar panel so i'm not using energy that is gained by burning Jewish corpses... I mean, fossil fuels... or give me a 15% off coupon for a solar panel that you want me to buy.
Azhurie_Mythephan
Azhurie_Mythephan
(Disclaimer: I have Jewish heritage, and had a great-grandmother in one of those concentration camps, so yeah... I do not support burning jews, or anyone else for that matter. Also, this is not meant to be taken politically, but instead, literally and as it is said)
SirContro
SirContro
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Azhurie_Mythephan
Azhurie_Mythephan
That's not what I meant. Wasn't talking about musk when I said that they burn corpses for electricity. I was talking about some other 'places'. I wasn't even thinking about musk when I wrote the joke, but instead, about things that have been done in the past, and also how the electric company charges you so much that you'd actually think they're burning bodies.
Azhurie_Mythephan
Azhurie_Mythephan
Though, I don't fault you for the joke falling flat after flying over your head. You can't see into my thoughts directly, so, there really isn't anyone to blame.
Azhurie_Mythephan
Azhurie_Mythephan
Also, this conversation should never have really happened, because my dyslexic ass just realized that the words tesla and cyber truck were in the wrong spots, supposed to have been swapped from what they are now. I really don't know how that passed my second read through.
SirContro
SirContro
Even with the elaboration, where does the relevance to jews come from?
SirContro
SirContro
Would the joke not work the same by simply saying burning corpses instead of burning jewish corpses?
Azhurie_Mythephan
Azhurie_Mythephan
Well, I mean, it works better if they're burning my corpse, I think.
Azhurie_Mythephan
Azhurie_Mythephan
Because then i'm not the one who has to live through the aftermath. Also, it's happened many times throughout history, so there is a precedent for it. It's also similar to how the USA turned the bodies of fallen soldiers into boot polish and industrial lubricant during world war one.
SirContro
SirContro
So say burning blue alien corpses.
Azhurie_Mythephan
Azhurie_Mythephan
That works too, I guess.
Azhurie_Mythephan
Azhurie_Mythephan
Actually... If it were alien corpses, then the prices for electricity would be even higher than a house, because there aren't many aliens on earth.
SirContro
SirContro
I think it works better since no one knows you're jewish, meaning you have to add another post to establish that you are in fact jewish. People already know you're a blue alien.
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