If you or anybody you know was exposed to the Chernobyl reactor and suffered 12th degree burns on their entire existence, then you may be entitled to financial compensation.
Ok, so I just realized that legion and lesion sound similar, because I have two lesions in my mouth and started thinking about thia. Lesion is not to be confused with the word 'legion' which is also called a battlegroup, and is made up of 500 strong and able warriors. I do not have two legions in my mouth, because that is disgusting.
We're no stranger to drugs
You know the dealer, and so do I
3 pounds of crack is what i'm thinking of
You couldn't get this price from another guy
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
I'm trippin' balls on the floor
Jesus Christ, Is that a fish?!
Dancing on my pasta dish!?
Why does he have a gun?
Oh my lord, is that a gourd!?
Pulling out a holy sword!?
From the stone in my backyard!?
Imagine... imagine... Imagine...
You wake up one morning, but then you realize that you are naked, your *ss hurts, you are a female when you shouldn't have been, and in your bed is a light elemental elf, also female. What is your response to this fallacy?
On Aeremetherlem'oeth, as they do not possess a citizenship, @AnonUnlimited is considered an illegal alien, and on the grounds that they are not a question mark, does not qualify for protection under the Question Mark Protections Act of 1983 of the Deltrian Era. Illegal aliens are to be exterminated on sight if they are spotted entering or inside of the atmosphere.
I said it would be 8 hours, but it's been almost 4. I ate fried chicken covered in melted mozzarella cheese, and now I feel less depressed by a very large margin. I love fried chicken covered in melted cheese.
My continued existence costs me everything. My health, my sanity, my friendships, my love, my familial relationships. I am tired, so I will go to sleep, hoping to wake up to a new, brighter day, and not have to deal with all this crap upon awakening. See you guys in maybe 8-24 hours.
Athrea Codeamx, Ikathrex Domn-Quimn -
'I will say, here and now, vampires and succubi are descended from the same common ancestor. The only difference between them is how they decided to extract life essence for their continued existence. This led to their evolution paths diverging and their current evolutionary differences.'
Today, I remembered that I hadn't seen the sun in days, so I opened the window blinds. Also, @AnonUnlimited , your fans want to see you cover yourself in oil.
I just vomit my guts out, almost all the water I drank today, and half of my dinner, because I drank the water from the sink, which I usually drink, but add ice to, to make it cold so I don't vomit.
The track record of my right hip joint is becoming spotty recently. I sometimes, while I'm walking, suddenly become unable to move my right hip joint for a second, and that causes me to fall, or in the case of today and many other times, hang onto the stair railing for dear life because if I let go, I'mma fall to my death.

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