Azhurie_Mythephan

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 9, 2025

We're no stranger to drugs
You know the dealer, and so do I
3 pounds of crack is what i'm thinking of
You couldn't get this price from another guy
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
I'm trippin' balls on the floor

Jesus Christ, Is that a fish?!
Dancing on my pasta dish!?
Why does he have a gun?

Oh my lord, is that a gourd!?
Pulling out a holy sword!?
From the stone in my backyard!?

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 8, 2025

Imagine... imagine... Imagine...
You wake up one morning, but then you realize that you are naked, your *ss hurts, you are a female when you shouldn't have been, and in your bed is a light elemental elf, also female. What is your response to this fallacy?

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 8, 2025

On Aeremetherlem'oeth, as they do not possess a citizenship, @AnonUnlimited is considered an illegal alien, and on the grounds that they are not a question mark, does not qualify for protection under the Question Mark Protections Act of 1983 of the Deltrian Era. Illegal aliens are to be exterminated on sight if they are spotted entering or inside of the atmosphere.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 8, 2025

With time as my canvas containing transfinite infinities, the paint of space is currently 8:21 PM

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 8, 2025

Athe'exmao - Envy
Athe'alxema - Wrath
Athe'anhixa - Pride
Athe'othenxan - Greed
Athe'entoaxa - Lust
Athe'ethagrean - Sloth
Athe'athureax - Gluttony

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 8, 2025

I said it would be 8 hours, but it's been almost 4. I ate fried chicken covered in melted mozzarella cheese, and now I feel less depressed by a very large margin. I love fried chicken covered in melted cheese.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 7, 2025

My continued existence costs me everything. My health, my sanity, my friendships, my love, my familial relationships. I am tired, so I will go to sleep, hoping to wake up to a new, brighter day, and not have to deal with all this crap upon awakening. See you guys in maybe 8-24 hours.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 7, 2025

For about 10 minutes there, about half of the internet was inaccessible to me. I was very confused.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 6, 2025

Athrea Codeamx, Ikathrex Domn-Quimn -
'I will say, here and now, vampires and succubi are descended from the same common ancestor. The only difference between them is how they decided to extract life essence for their continued existence. This led to their evolution paths diverging and their current evolutionary differences.'

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 6, 2025

We got an orange kitten yesterday, and he is downstairs with mother.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 6, 2025

The silver drinking dish makes its return with another alcoholic beverage, and this time, it actually tasted good.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 5, 2025

I made a Font.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 5, 2025

I never expected to be able to buy a can of juice concentrate with only $1.50, and I was pleasantly surprised.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 4, 2025

I changed my title, and yes, it is true...

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 3, 2025

Today, I remembered that I hadn't seen the sun in days, so I opened the window blinds. Also, @AnonUnlimited , your fans want to see you cover yourself in oil.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 3, 2025

I just vomit my guts out, almost all the water I drank today, and half of my dinner, because I drank the water from the sink, which I usually drink, but add ice to, to make it cold so I don't vomit.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 2, 2025

The track record of my right hip joint is becoming spotty recently. I sometimes, while I'm walking, suddenly become unable to move my right hip joint for a second, and that causes me to fall, or in the case of today and many other times, hang onto the stair railing for dear life because if I let go, I'mma fall to my death.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 2, 2025

I made an herbal tea drink, and drank a 16 ounce glass of it, but it tasted like cough medicine, down to that sickening metallic aftertaste. I added some more sugar, and now it tastes like sweetened cough syrup with a metallic aftertaste.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 1, 2025

And so I said, let there be a box, and in this box let there be more boxes, and in these boxes let there be more boxes, and in these boxes let there be more boxes, and so I saw that the box containing boxes that contain boxes containing boxes was good.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jul 31, 2025

I forgot that the year is 1987 right now.