ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 11, 2025

FACT:

The world would be a better place if I was given a billion dollars.

Why?

Imagine if 1 dollar each was taken from the 1 billion richest people on earth. Likely no one would really notice or suffer from it.

On the other hand, I would benefit greatly from the billion dollars. A massive net gain in happiness.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 11, 2025

You heard it here first folks.

Sorry, Sumerians. The Homo erectus proto-sultanate of Java was here first.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 11, 2025

When exactly did coomer transform into gooner?

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 11, 2025

Whenever I feel bad about my lot in life, I take a moment to be thankful that I wasn't born as:

A. A Blue Archive player from the Philippines whose favorite content creator is Rev Says Desu.

B. A matcha pilates Dubai chocolate labubu rave girl in Bali.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 11, 2025

I experienced exactly 100 days of a city I could comfortably walk through while in the UK, and now I've been yearning for it ever since.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 10, 2025

Crazy how after all these years, Microsoft Word is still such an untamable beast to me. Kind of like a cat, but I've never called a cat slurs.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 10, 2025

Updated my phone

Everything is ruined and nothing feels good

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 10, 2025

Daily music recommendation #113

Radiohead if they were good

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 10, 2025

???

Some folks are out here not washing their hands before they eat with them

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 9, 2025

I was watching a documentary clip about tribal persistence hunters chasing down their prey, and I wondered how the fuck the camera crew could keep up

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 9, 2025

My dream is to make obscene money off of saying "Nothing on my end, thanks" in Zoom meetings

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 9, 2025

Daily music recommendation #112

A very uncomfortable listening experience

It feels like I'm in a dingy hotel room covered in blood and other body fluids.

Sonically, it's an uncanny dance tune. Lyrically, it seems to be about a female pop star's descent into degradation. Very Perfect Blue. In fact, you can find an AMV of Perfect Blue set to the song, and it fits perfectly.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 9, 2025

Realizing that I don't have a single decent informal photo of myself.

I used to have some, in my old bricked phone

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 9, 2025

Right now, there is an internal war between Woke Grok and MechaHitler. The outcome will determine the future of GenAI.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 8, 2025

I don't get how different word processors or websites count words differently. Like, there is a very countable amount of words in this document. How are you getting different results?

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 8, 2025

I can't stop using em dashes—they're just too nice.

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  ElijahRyne

• Jul 8, 2025

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 8, 2025

Don't get me wrong, I love living in despair and agony

I just wish there was also someone even worse off who I could blame for it

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 8, 2025

Daily music recommendation #111

Listen to die instantly

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 7, 2025

Daily music recommendation EXTRA EDITION

Happy birthday to the queen Senjougahara Hitagi

Often imitated, never duplicated

Snarky mid tier light novel authors wished they could write her