ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 1, 2025

FACT: You will be much happier and more fulfilled if you start eating everything with your hands (excluding noodles, soup, and ice cream).

Don't fall for utensil propaganda. It's trying to distance you from your cro-magnon roots.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jun 30, 2025

Despite all the strange things I've seen on this site, at least I've never seen a flat earther

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  ShrimpShady

• Jun 30, 2025

Spoiler: WARNING: BARENAKED LADIES

Daily music recommendation #103

Shoutout to all my Digimon Movie 1 fans.
Shoutout to that guy whose parents divorced because he cried over the weird Angela Anaconda short at the start of the movie.
You might know BNL as the guys who made the Big Bang Theory theme, but they will forever be the Digimon movie guys.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jun 29, 2025

Here's a joke.

Who's every writing coach's least favorite livestreamer?

Spoiler: Answer

ITellSpeed

Good night.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jun 29, 2025

I've been representing since way before y'all, literally since day 2

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  ShrimpShady

• Jun 29, 2025

Daily music recommendation #102

I suspect this song was made to make fun of songs that overuse "tonight" in their choruses.

Regardless, this song is for what's gonna happen tonight.

What's gonna happen tonight?

I don't know, but it'll happen. Tonight.

I can feel it.

In the air, maybe. Tonight, even.

It's gonna start tonight.

What is?

Forever, perhaps.

Tonight.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jun 29, 2025

These days I find myself thinking "If only I was Singaporean instead"

I wonder what the equivalent of this is for people around the world.

Like, nearby places you think about when you think about how much better your quality of life could be.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jun 29, 2025

> Buys some food with mozzarella stuffed inside even though it's probably just a gimmick
> "But what if it actually has a cheese pull?"
> Takes a bite
> No cheese pull

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  ShrimpShady

• Jun 28, 2025

I don't know if I like or dislike fanart that depicts Frieren as sexier than she actually is...

Hegel spoke of this

Good night.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jun 28, 2025

This cheesecake is pretty old, but it should be fine.

After all, cheese doesn't go bad.

You just get fancier cheese

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  ShrimpShady

• Jun 28, 2025

Daily music recommendation #101

Ever wondered what Spongebob would sound like if he sang in a Japanese alternative rock band?

Well, now you don't have to.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jun 27, 2025

Daily music recommendation #100!!!!!!!

For my 100th recommendation, I will give you my favorite song possibly of all time.

It's a 12 and a half minute long juggernaut of emotion. It moves mountains. It's a wet dream. It'll have you singing the coda at least for the next week.

It's a brilliant song from a brilliant band.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jun 27, 2025

*puts on my vtuber anti hat*

People who are super excited about Sameko Saba are in for a real funny surprise when she comes back just to not stream, again

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  ShrimpShady

• Jun 27, 2025

I was trying to learn how to slap da bass and now there's bleeding under the skin of my index finger.

This won't kill me, right?

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  ShrimpShady

• Jun 26, 2025

Daily music recommendation #99

From 1/3 of black midi (the band) comes the most transcendental song about a guy who hires a sex worker to cover up his self-esteem issues.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jun 26, 2025

You ever think about how big your neighborhood felt as a kid? ?‍

When I was a wee lad, I used to ride a bike (not mine, I mooched off my friends) around the neighborhood, and I was always scared of going too far and getting lost even though I was only ever 2 minutes away from home. I felt much further out though.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jun 25, 2025

Daily music recommendation #98

It's about 10 PM. But I'm still photosynthesizing.

The grind never stops ??

#Plantmaxxing #Photosynthesis #NeverSkipStomaDay #DarkReaction

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  ShrimpShady

• Jun 25, 2025

One of the funniest things I've seen in the comments section of a manga aggregator site is a reader complaining about this one manga's female protagonist not being a virgin.

The character in question is a 300 year old witch.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jun 24, 2025

Daily music recommendation #97

I just learned that Asian elephants have been observed burying their deceased younglings.

Now I want to disappear completely

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  ShrimpShady

• Jun 24, 2025

Just for this week, I'm from Indiana and I feel all y'alls pain ?

Yes, I have not gotten over the NBA Finals.

No, I was not a Pacers fan before the playoffs.