@Alski Are you part of the richest 1 billion? Of course not. You're a cat. Cats don't understand monetary value. All they know is lick balls. @Elevens_Listener Donate to my OnlyClams.
@ShrimpShady i own the humans who own the house. Owning their own house puts them in the top 1billion.
You don't even have opposable thumbs to use a credit card. You can't directly control the flow of that 1 dollar.
@Corty The key is that the billy should be surreptitiously taken from you and deposited into my wallet. That way, you wouldn't even notice. @Alski No matter. You will be easily neutralized by putting a cucumber behind you while you aren't looking.
I eat the rich. Now you are rich. What do you want for seasoning? Paprika. Okay. Paprika will do. Now, hop into the cauldorn.