I have been cured. And I am not going to tell any of you how. It is my secret. Mine alone.
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Hm... Corty's such a nice nickname. I wonder if I should take it for myself...
I will haunt every author on this site who never finishes their stories. I will post under your last chapters every day:
Finishing when?
Well... It happened...
I honestly have no clue anymore who is who.
RepresentingFinishedNovels when?
I'm doing my part. And I am doing it smorter than any of the others. BIG BRAIN.
Looking at the topics popping up today on SHF, I sense some kind of end-times coming.
Did you know babies are born nearsighted and colorblind? No, your baby will not be able to tell their parents are Caucasian beauties right after they are born. And did you know birth hurts like hell? Their skin will be bruised and raw, their ears and eyes overstimulated, their head molded to fit the birth canal.
There is a reason why babies scream. Authors, Get. It. Right.
That's me. Grrr.
A storm is coming. ?️
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For those four points, three were because we were too poor to afford them, and only one was because it was old. -
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