The dog had been waiting at the bus stop for three days. Every time a bus arrived, he stood up, and his tail wagged slowly as he searched every face stepping onto the pavement... But the man he was waiting for... never came.
It was day three, and bro was still at the bus stop. Every time the...
I like the part when Moses mogged the Egyptian Gods, and split the sea like, roflmao, 2EZ GG WP, and then got a GODLIKE announcement for the kill when he drowned them all.
Too bad he went to hell for merking all them poor horsies, too.