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    Make the saddest premise you can think of and then bury it in brainrot

    The dog had been waiting at the bus stop for three days. Every time a bus arrived, he stood up, and his tail wagged slowly as he searched every face stepping onto the pavement... But the man he was waiting for... never came. It was day three, and bro was still at the bus stop. Every time the...
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    It got to 20+ but I clicked on it. Too bad.

    It got to 20+ but I clicked on it. Too bad.
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    Kidnap me? Why? I already live in your trash.

    Kidnap me? Why? I already live in your trash.
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    Holy shit, I'm writing for the wrong audience...

    Holy shit, I'm writing for the wrong audience...
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    I am Tiger Coons, pro golfer, 1 hit, 1 hole, all year!

    I am Tiger Coons, pro golfer, 1 hit, 1 hole, all year!
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    Fixed! :blob_melt: Thanks mighty duck-o!

    Fixed! :blob_melt: Thanks mighty duck-o!
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    A hole is a hole :blob_hmm:

    A hole is a hole :blob_hmm:
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    It is... I looked up the author... It's a woman writing gay romance for other women. Of hockey...

    It is... I looked up the author... It's a woman writing gay romance for other women. Of hockey players.
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    I only order my monthly manga batch when I buy my books... Sooo... why does this shop try to...

    I only order my monthly manga batch when I buy my books... Sooo... why does this shop try to sell me... these? :blob_hmm:
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    Show me your signed copies!

    I like the part when Moses mogged the Egyptian Gods, and split the sea like, roflmao, 2EZ GG WP, and then got a GODLIKE announcement for the kill when he drowned them all. Too bad he went to hell for merking all them poor horsies, too.
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    Show me your signed copies!

    I have influential parents.
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    Show me your signed copies!

    Do you have a signed copy of a book? Yes? Then show me! This is mine:
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    What's your favourite things to do when you are the only one at home.

    Summon the archdevil of all the religions in this world and have a strip-poker party. So far, they never won. Not once.
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