Azhurie_Mythephan

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Apr 11, 2025

Lesser vampires don't actually die instantly when they get hit by sunlight. They die slowly, because they are extremely sensitive to solar radiation, and it destabilizes their genetic structure, causing it to collapse, and causing immense suffering throughout the rest of their short life.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Apr 9, 2025

Season the crystalline hog roast to taste with salt and pepper, because they still taste good even if you are silicon-based. Crystalline hog roast, if done right, is quite tender and soft, despite being a crystal.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Apr 8, 2025

I just dreamt I was a female angel. I was escaping from confinement in a nobleman's mansion. I was hiding from the guards, but the nobleman's wife found me. She helped me escape, but I was seen by the guards. I did end up escaping and flying away once I got outside. Then, I woke up with a terrible headache, because I woke up too early into my sleep.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 31, 2025

I woke up holding a container of potato salad and a package of cheddar sausages in my arms.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 23, 2025

Hahaha, you may see a pair of golden arches when you look at the McDonald's sign outside of a McD's, but I see a big, fuzzy, yellow trapezoid.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 23, 2025

I just went out of my room, and I was about to go down the stairs, when I looked down and saw a shadow person looking out the window at the sky, as if searching for something. Then it turned to look at me, and backed away slowly as if afraid of me, and then it melded into the shadows.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 22, 2025

I have awoken, and my throat hurts. Also, Tony can be written as Ptoughneigh and still have the same English pronunciation.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 21, 2025

Raspberry flavored things, like that liquor cloud floating in space, are highly toxic to Aushephexiiv.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 20, 2025

It started to rain again, so I sat in the rain. It was nice.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 20, 2025

It is raining, so I'm going to go outside to enjoy it.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 20, 2025

The aloe vera juice drink that I usually drink is about 37% aloe vera pulp chunks, and I love it.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 20, 2025

It's been 25 minutes after I wrote the good night post, and I fell to sleep five minutes later, but the weird thing is, I've already had a nightmare, and it was horrible. So horrible that I don't think I'm sleeping tonight. So horrible that I'm not going to speak about it.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 20, 2025

Good night.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 20, 2025

I would like to bring back to the attention of everyone that a greebop is 1,000 seconds, and that 3.6 greebops is an hour.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 19, 2025

Aushephexiiv can use magic to switch their own gender, but the metamorphosis is particularly painful.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 19, 2025

I am tired and didn't sleep last night, but I cannot sleep right now, because I have important things to do that cannot be neglected ever.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 19, 2025

I woke up with a jar of moldy lemonade in my arms...

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 19, 2025

An Aushephexiiv mistress is called an Austhreph.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 19, 2025

I made wine in my fridge by accidentally leaving white grape juice in there for a month after opening it.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 19, 2025

Aushephexiiv as a whole do not participate in the abduction of earthen cows. That is just Damille.