Moo Principle # 519 - If a duck angry reacts this principle, they will meet with a terrible fate. If a duck like reacts this principle, they will meet with their hearts desire.
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Moo Principle # 518 - I am bull. I have big horns. My tribe is moo. Do not mess with me or I will get moo.
Moo Principle # 517 - My ideal partner must be willing to give up steak and all bovine based red meats permanently. This is nonnegotiable.
Moo Principle # 516 - I'm looking for someone around 20 - 23 years old. He must be a CEO with a seven figure salary. It would be nice if he had a little shape shifting ability. He must be seven feet tall, in shape, bulging with muscles, and have seven pack abs. Must be good with children and willing to take care of our family. Must love worms. Singing and dancing top hatted members a plus.
Moo Principle # 515 - Moggdelina Beefearpi, ~29 Unfathomable Eons old, reserved, chaotic, enjoys long walks on the beach, dad jokes, shape shifting and bovines. Single mother of one worm child. Looking for a real man to treat me like a proper queen.
Moo Principle # 514 - It's International Women's Day, so to celebrate, I will shapeshift into a woman.
Moo Principle # 513 - Kids need to stay out of the adult's conversationsto protect the adults from legal liability for the messed up shit they say.
Can someone tell me if its true ? (the gun having 1 bullet)
Moo Principle # 512 - Ducks have temper tantrum issues.
Moo Principle # 511 - You're my alt account.
Moo Principle # 510 - I'm your alt account.
Moo Principle # 509 - "You have to chew it thoroughly and let your saliva drench it. Otherwise you cough the it up and it will stick to your clothes because of the moistness." Conqueror_Quack
Moo Principle # 508 - The most important discussions on which the fate of the universe hinges happen here on SHF, in the community games section. And the last to comment will win it all.
Moo Principle # 507 - You can be sad in your happy place and happy in your sad place.
Moo Principle # 506 - Being too busy for your own child is questionable behavior.
Good job jinxing it with moo 504
ahhhh! A worm! *sprays insecticide*
Moo Principle # 505 - Why am I a worm right now? To be well prepared for the incoming shit storm.
Moo Principle # 504 - I heard this place has grown quiet. If this is quiet. It must have been crazy when it was loud. Well, let me help.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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