JayMark

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  JayMark

• Jan 18, 2026

Moo Principle # 355 - Look at this beautiful bull.
Seriously though, LOOK AT ME!!!!
I'm the beautiful one now.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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  pangmida

• Jan 18, 2026

Look at this beautiful bull.

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  Shiriru_B

• Jan 17, 2026

Oh, your a hat, hat... A hat huh, well your free, Shiriru_Guard thinks hats don't cause crime.

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  JayMark

• Jan 17, 2026

Moo Principle #354 - I'm just a hat. Just a brown cool hat. What do you think of that!? Cats!

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  Envylope

• Jan 17, 2026

What kind of identity thieving bullshit is this? You were meant to be the bull, not the girl!

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  JayMark

• Jan 17, 2026

Moo Principle # 353 - Have you or your friends been falsely accused of illicit ear smuggling? Are government agents injecting you with epinephrine? You need profesional protection and a lawyer who knows your legal rights. Call the law offices of Mogg-dell Beef Ear Pie, esquire, at 1 - 800 - 555 - 6769 for a free consultion.

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  Shiriru_B

• Jan 17, 2026

JAYMARK! You are under arrest for the suspicion of colluding with the underground ear prop trade! Hand over those ears!

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  pangmida

• Jan 16, 2026

Expectation v.s. reality

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  pangmida

• Jan 16, 2026

Professional bull rider

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  JayMark

• Jan 16, 2026

Moo Principle # 352 - Spam tastes great and is healthy and everyone should eat it every day to get their full amount of protein for working out.

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  JayMark

• Jan 15, 2026

Moo Principle # 351 - The Last To Comment Wins thread is my containment zone. Pray that I don't break out.

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  JayMark

• Jan 15, 2026

Moo Principle # 350 - The Last To Comment Wins thread is the laddest thread on SHF.

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  JayMark

• Jan 15, 2026

Moo Principle # 349 - If you wash your food before eating it, there is a greater than fifty percent chance you are a racoon.

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  JayMark

• Jan 15, 2026

Moo Principle # 348 - Your knees are a little cold.

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  JayMark

• Jan 15, 2026

Moo Principle # 347 - There is no wrong way to eat a taco.

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  JayMark

• Jan 15, 2026

Moo Principle #346 - The infinite subset of nonsense is larger than the infinite subset of sense.

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  JayMark

• Jan 15, 2026

Moo Principle #345 - One of the new scribblers is trying to catch us all and I'm not sure if it's more like Pokemon or Interspecies Reviewers.

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  JayMark

• Jan 15, 2026

Moo Principle #344 - Something unlimited can still have utility value.

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  JayMark

• Jan 15, 2026

Moo Principle #343 - If something is unlimited it has no scarcity value.

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  JayMark

• Jan 14, 2026

Moo Principle #342 - I want some [cereal].