I saw a big black man whip out his (large) cogh, and piss on the side of the road just a moment ago.
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I ate chicken, rice, and noodles for dinner. They were delicious.
Waiter! Waiter! My steak is too juicy and too properly seasoned!
Half cream, half coffee, no sugar.
I keep forgetting that you have to lift the front of the dress upward a bit, or it will get caught underfoot and make you fall down the stairs...
Once again, I bought silver.
I bought silver... Again.
The tree has come down, and I spent the night completing project assembly in Satisfactory. Need some water and some food.
You're the father of this one, so get to the hospital and take responsibility!
And don't wear that Christmas hat, you'll embarrase me!
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I just ate a pile of nuts. They were green. They're called pistachios.
My mini fridge died today. I had a couple pastries in it to chill them before eating, and now they're warm. I also had lemonade in it. It leaked fridge juice all over the floor.
Mother has gotten herself hospitalized again. (Curse you, high blood pressure!)
Foolish mortal refuses to take iron supplements because "oh, it makes my gut hurt."
I shake my head in disappointment.
Anxiety!
(sing this)
Chelk.
He has passed.
He's dying.
Chicken nuggets and fries for two of the small ones and me. The other small ones are at school.
It's only Wednesday. It's only Wednesday. It's only Wednesday.
My 3 year old younger brother pronounces "fish" as "shiish".
ZEEP! ZERP!
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