Moo Principle # 352 - Spam tastes great and is healthy and everyone should eat it every day to get their full amount of protein for working out.
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Moo Principle # 351 - The Last To Comment Wins thread is my containment zone. Pray that I don't break out.
Moo Principle # 350 - The Last To Comment Wins thread is the laddest thread on SHF.
Moo Principle # 349 - If you wash your food before eating it, there is a greater than fifty percent chance you are a racoon.
Moo Principle # 348 - Your knees are a little cold.
Moo Principle # 347 - There is no wrong way to eat a taco.
Moo Principle #346 - The infinite subset of nonsense is larger than the infinite subset of sense.
Moo Principle #345 - One of the new scribblers is trying to catch us all and I'm not sure if it's more like Pokemon or Interspecies Reviewers.
Moo Principle #344 - Something unlimited can still have utility value.
Moo Principle #343 - If something is unlimited it has no scarcity value.
Moo Principle #342 - I want some [cereal].
Moo Principle # 341 - You wanna eat me? You wanna? That's a really nice steak knife you got there, shame if something would happen to it. Yeah, you heard me, have fun washing that knife. I'm gonna lay so heavy in your stomach that you'll regret this day.
Moo Principle # 340 - Hitler will strike you when angry. Hatler wears a funny hat. Sitler never stands up. Bitler invested in bit coins. Hutler chooses to live in a hut. Himler is a man. Hidler can't be found. Fitler eats healthy and works out. Zitler has terrible acne.
Fang Yuan: "Today I step on grass, tomorrow I shall step on mountains and rivers."
JayMark: "Today I chew on grass, tomorrow I shall chew down entire mountains and rivers."
Moo Principle # 339 - I must share with you some information that will enrich your pitiful lives.
I ate two curry breads and now my stomach hurts.
Moo principle # 338 - Peas on Earth.
Moo Principle # 337 - Writing is the most difficult and time consuming activity I participate in, and it continues to bring negative extrinsic reward.
Just because you’re no longer an anime cow girl doesn’t stop me from getting that milk
Moo Principle # 336 - The reason I don't use em dashes in my writing is not to avoid AI accusations. I never learned how to use them, rarely saw them when reading, and never needed them, so I just never used in my writing. Also I never figured out how to type them.
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