I should probably see a doctor, get myself an MRI scheduled for my head, get scoped down my throat, get my eyes checked by a professional, among many other things.
(Obviously NOT Aushephexiiverse canon)An ice cream rat's bodily fluids are strawberry sauce(the red one), chocolate sauce(the brown one), butterscotch sauce(the yellow one), and melted vanilla ice cream(you already know which one this is)...
There are about 5 people left on this forum, and an assortment of all different manner of rats. I am sad. Everything I'm ever a part of, be it a story, a forum, a game, a relationship, dies quickly, but only once I join in...
Think about it... Have you ever seen your neighbors carry groceries into their home? I have seen that a total of one time in the entire almost 21 years of my life... Do these people ever eat? Are they aliens from another planet(not Portugal)? Are they NPCs whose only purpose is to fill in the background?
It's been 5 days since it was bought, and the milk is already rancid, even though the sell by date is still a month and a half away... I opened it on the second day, and it tasted fine, but it went rancid after a single day of being open... It's not the fridge. The fridge is clean. It's the milk, and I want to call in a complaint to both Wal-Mart and their supplier, because this has been happening for months.
The magic of being isekaied with your cell phone is that, if you were smart enough, you could have downloaded(read as: totally not illegal ) a ton of tutorials on how to do literally anything from the internet and then stored them on a 512 GB microSD card inside your phone before you got isekaied... This is assuming you are a "doomsday prepper"(read as: smart ).
The laws of magic allow dark matter to propagate itself endlessly without much regard for physics, so long as the universe has enough space for it, because the laws of magic are higher than the laws of physics, and they have little to no regard for conservation of mass and energy.
I can't wait for 10 days from now, when the Wal-Mart decides to sell all the leftover Halloween candy at discount prices, and then I buy 10 pounds of candy for $12.
The toys in toy story use the internet, and that means that in the toy story universe, you could be chatting with a plastic dinosaur when you talk to someone online...
I am sitting next to a large ball of hair that came out of my hairbrushes. When I brush my hair, I use three differently textured brushes to get my hair really smooth, so the brushes have a lot of hair in them when you put all the hair together.

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