Azhurie_Mythephan

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Nov 2, 2025

The laws of magic allow dark matter to propagate itself endlessly without much regard for physics, so long as the universe has enough space for it, because the laws of magic are higher than the laws of physics, and they have little to no regard for conservation of mass and energy.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Nov 2, 2025

To think that 2020 was just a week ago...

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Nov 2, 2025

Soltaix'dainm, Lumnaxi'dainm, Thutheamna'dainm, Wexdaomni'dainm, Tothemnil'dainm, Friloxmna'dainm, Karthosaxi'dainm.
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Nov 1, 2025

I can't wait for 10 days from now, when the Wal-Mart decides to sell all the leftover Halloween candy at discount prices, and then I buy 10 pounds of candy for $12.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Nov 1, 2025

The toys in toy story use the internet, and that means that in the toy story universe, you could be chatting with a plastic dinosaur when you talk to someone online...

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Nov 1, 2025

My cat likes to climb into the dishwasher and drink the juice pooled at the bottom...

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Oct 31, 2025

I live!

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Oct 28, 2025

Why are inchworms so massive? Can't they make millimeter worms instead? The inch worm is the length of a fifth of my height...

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Oct 27, 2025

NyuUuUuUuUuUuUumn!

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Oct 27, 2025

It took me 12 minutes to make a turkey sandwich...

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Oct 27, 2025

I am sitting next to a large ball of hair that came out of my hairbrushes. When I brush my hair, I use three differently textured brushes to get my hair really smooth, so the brushes have a lot of hair in them when you put all the hair together.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Oct 27, 2025

Left ear is bleeding a little bit.

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  JayMark

• Oct 27, 2025

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Oct 27, 2025

I can hear Morse code in my left ear.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Oct 26, 2025

Maybe eating 7 tacos, a pile of chips, and drinking 2 sodas wasn't the best idea...

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Oct 24, 2025

The internet has returned to us from the dead.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Oct 24, 2025

My internet is currently not working, so I'm using the cell service, with which I'm really close to a tower, and am still only getting 1 bar 4G.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Oct 24, 2025

I ate butter chicken for dinner last night. It was delicious.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Oct 23, 2025

4,750 reaction score within 2 hours says macaron posting.

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  SRB

• Oct 23, 2025

*puts you back in a magical vodka bottle*