Alibaba or Zeliboba? Choose wisely. 
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If you are ever stuck on how to end a haiku, remember that "show me your butthole," is exactly five syllables.
To paul's wife. How did it feel married to a man with such a hansome side profile ?
Hi everybody! It's Mr. Tromba's wife. Just saying hi and hacking his account. Be sure to comment something that will annoy him!
What type or types of cheese are the best for grilled cheese? Second question. Add a little bit of meat, picture a few slices of salami, or no?
Reverse image search has betrayed me. What is the source of that eye image?
The letter J bothers me. It shouldn't exist as a letter historically or linguistically and it pisses me off. The letter Y or I could have sufficed. Just had to be fancy with your I's and Y's, didn't you!
Rewriting is so much harder to accept than just editing but it is so much easier to do than editing. Like, I don't want to delete my words and replace them but there is no way to edit into anything salvagable without serious plot holes.
Just got married!!!
@RepresentingEnvy I hope you have fun wherever you are. I hope to see you on the discord and know that those of us here value you and your friendship. Stay safe.
I am depressed from family drama. Are all families so bad?
If you eat a sunbird, would you spontaneously explode once it is reborn as a phoenix or would your poop just be randomly explosive.
Congrats on the wedding!
*gives you a roast veg quiche with some spiced wedges*
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Imagine declaring yourself king, only to be killed because you mispronounced the name of the place you were declaring yourself king over.
Meat, if eaten as a comfort meal, would make it an emotional support animal.
Diamonds and waffles are created using the same method of heat, pressure, and time.
Should I yerd or cornobble my enemies?
So, I get married on the 21st, but I need to get my marriage certificate signed prior. Now, we can get it signed by the Pastor doing the wedding ceremony on the 15th, or... We can get it signed by a judge on 9/11. Hard decision because on one hand, we'll never forget, and on the other hand, it is signed by our religious leader. -
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