Hello Mr Tromba, we've been trying to contact you for your cars extended warranty, for now we'll need you to recite the following as part of the verification process before any other processes need to be done:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
@JayMark I can affirm this is actually his wife, though I'm sure coming from his profile isn't convincing. Some tea on Paul (you may already know):
Paul hates France.
Uh yeah that's all I could come up with for now :)
The unfortunate reality of two people using the same account is that you cant react to your own ziggers.
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Also the reality of people that really like their own jokes...
It could be worse... There are people in Canada.
(not really... Nobody lives in Canada, and France doesn't exist anymore... It's been a long time since that place disappeared off the map)