A father sits in the passenger seat of his son's Cybertruck(eww... Tesla...), which was purchased last month, and he asks his son next to him, "What did you do in here with your girlfriend that made this car smell so Musky?"
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I just checked the time, and it said 8:20, and all the other clocks in the room said the same, and I thought, "damn... Too late for me to order pizza now..." But about 5 second after, I checked the time and it said 8:10, and I went downstairs to check. It is 8:15 right now. Seems like I died again.
Unless you are an American or Aushephexiiv, your cheese is not petroleum based.
Call me paranoid, but my younger brother was messing around on the internet, and he got many viruses on his phone, so I took it away and turned off it's Wi-Fi and cell service, and put it in airplane mode, before taking it and putting it in a US army helmet from the Vietnam War, which happens to be painted with lead paint, and I know that it's lead because I licked it to check. Lead blocks these kind of signals.
I would like to say that I was and was not, am and am not, will and will not be, could and could not, could and could not be, would and would not, would and would not be, should and should not, should and should not be, do and do not, can and can not, can and can not be, exist everywhere and nowhere, do not exist everywhere or anywhere, all at once, always, everywhere, and not ever, never, nowhere.
I am fucking terrified right now, and it's because I saw a ghost when I was making my big glass of chocolate milk, and the light flickered twice when I was on my way back up to my bedroom, and I know that this isn't the sleep deprivation talking, because these things happen often, even when i'm not sleep deprived.
I was eating cornflakes two days ago(haven't slept in two days without realizing it), and my mother walked into the kitchen and said, "who's fucking you?" and I was genuinely confused, because I didn't realize that I make muffled sensual moans while I eat cornflakes. I haven't eaten cornflakes in years, but just decided to that day, and wasn't expecting this.
Every single time my oldest younger brother gets a fever, he has Vietnam War flashbacks. He screams out for his comrades, only to cry desperately a moment later.
I was drinking a soda, and eating some watermelon, and I just decided that I was going to check my news feed, and the first thing I see causes me to start laughing, and choking, so hard that I thought I was going to die. It's still funny.
my new kitten, leaning on me.
I was going to sit at my computer for a bit, but then I walked over to the desk, and forgot that there is a 30 lb watermelon sitting in my chair. That chair is the only one in the house that doesn't cut off my circulation when I sit on it. Even the couches commit evil against me, unless I lay on them instead of sitting. I can't see what the keyboard says from my height, even with my glasses on.
I have awoken, and my split lip healed wrong, so I tore it again, but this time, on purpose, so that I can get it to heal right.
I split my lower lip. It hurts when I smile or eat salt.
The first time I gained consciousness was at my parent's wedding. After that, the next time was around Christmas, when I ate all of the lead paint off of an antique Christmas ornament. The lead paint was kind of sweet, and was almost enough, by the time's standards, to give me lead poisoning. Current standards, however, have me getting lead poisoning.
The sword of time will pierce our skin~♪
It doesn't hurt when it begins~♪
But as it works its way on in~♪
The pain grows stronger~♪
Watch it grin~♪
If you wash your mouth out with soap, is the soap dirty, or is your mouth clean?
Whenever you feel sad, just remember, It could be worse... there are people in Canada... Japan is a place, and people live there...
First time I read that kind of story, it was the demons from hell, next was the demons from the red fog, then we had the demons from another universe, now, we have the demons from the abyss. Why is it always demons as the world enemy with these secretly not-so-secretly super overworked Chinese writer guy mans? Bruh, the humans were more evil to each other than even the demons in hell in the first one I read.
I went to the store earlier, but there was a stoner sitting on the ground outside the front door when I came out, stoned out of his gourd, asking for money. -
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