ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 14, 2025

Daily music recommendation #117

Are you a Weezer fan? Do you hate Weezer like a true Weezer fan? Do you secretly wish their songs were a minute long instead?

Look no further, Tony Molina's got you covered. 12 tracks, 12 minutes, 12 Weezer impressions.

As God intended.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 14, 2025

Last night I dreamt my dad and I were fugitives on the run for armed robbery.

It was peak cinema, just dodging the police wherever we went.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 13, 2025

I love microplastics ?

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 13, 2025

One of my favorite educational channels lately. Her titles and thumbnails always sound like that one friend that's too woke (likely to catch some eyes), but she talks a lot about the less talked-about, messier, unflattering faces of science

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 13, 2025

I have a strange yet surface level fascination with Yugoslavia. Not to the point that I actually know anything about it (I don't even have the countries that comprised it memorized)

But I just wonder what if I was born in Yugoslavia back in the day. Would I be really good at basketball? Would I think Tito was based? Would I die in a war?

Guess we'll never know.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 13, 2025

Daily music recommendation #116

I'm still not too crazy about GNX, but this track is still remarkable.

Such a genius concept, and the Pac impression over a Pac sample is just the icing on the cake.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 13, 2025

Did I miss anything?

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 12, 2025

I must admit that I am allergic to seafood. Yes, including shrimp.

I can barely live with what I have become.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 12, 2025

Daily music recommendation #115

Ever wondered what Asian Kung-Fu generation would sound like if they were a country-slanted power pop band fronted by Mandark from Dexter's Laboratory?

Well, wonder no further.

Me in Capris are exactly that.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 12, 2025

I remember sending an email to Mojang in 2019 requesting a manual password reset for my Minecraft account because no matter how many times I clicked "forgot password", I wouldn't get the password reset email.

They got back to me months later saying "hey have you tried clicking 'forgot password'?"

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 12, 2025

I believe it's my God-given right

To destroy everything in my sight

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 12, 2025

I'm watching this vtuber and she skipped right to Dark Souls III after beating the first game.

As she should.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 11, 2025

Daily music recommendation #114

The Get Up Kids, the remorseful inventors of emo (at least according to the band themselves), are doing a show here in September and I really want to see them, so here's a song recommendation from them.

I typically don't like sappy skeletal alt rock, but this one just feels a bit more sincere. It was actually Mark Hoppus' wedding song.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 11, 2025

FACT:

The world would be a better place if I was given a billion dollars.

Why?

Imagine if 1 dollar each was taken from the 1 billion richest people on earth. Likely no one would really notice or suffer from it.

On the other hand, I would benefit greatly from the billion dollars. A massive net gain in happiness.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 11, 2025

You heard it here first folks.

Sorry, Sumerians. The Homo erectus proto-sultanate of Java was here first.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 11, 2025

When exactly did coomer transform into gooner?

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 11, 2025

Whenever I feel bad about my lot in life, I take a moment to be thankful that I wasn't born as:

A. A Blue Archive player from the Philippines whose favorite content creator is Rev Says Desu.

B. A matcha pilates Dubai chocolate labubu rave girl in Bali.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 11, 2025

I experienced exactly 100 days of a city I could comfortably walk through while in the UK, and now I've been yearning for it ever since.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 10, 2025

Crazy how after all these years, Microsoft Word is still such an untamable beast to me. Kind of like a cat, but I've never called a cat slurs.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jul 10, 2025

Updated my phone

Everything is ruined and nothing feels good