Counterpoint: look at how clean her setup is. And I understand you're probably joking, but she has a PhD in astrophysics (as in, she was part of the academia machine), so in all likelihood, she does know what she's talking about.
I am not joking. A nose ring nullifies every credential you can possibly have, same as living in a filthy house.
Understandable that you don't want to have conversation about it, but it's not a ragebait, nor am I trolling or joking.