*punches you*
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*stabs your ass*
*caresses my big belly jiggling full of food*
our baby has grown so big... I can't believe it has only been 6 months
*gives you a second pair of arms to stragle your enemies*
*slaps your butt*
*stabs you*
you don't watch/read Naruto for the consistent power levels (or lack of them), you watch/read Naruto for the yaoi
Ahhh, you are a tsundere too.
*pats your head*
Here's my porn.
at one point in my life I was treating every human interaction as a video game
"if I say this, what happens? if I said that, what would've happen?"
I want a romance like Naruto x Sasuke, but not like a fanfic where they're all passionate or something, but like an original story with the same intensity in their dynamic, but they end up together at the end instead of some fucking girls that the creator didn't know how to write properly
the human body is so limiting
am I only one that imagines background songs and sound effects when reading something?
*hugs you and pats your back*
*kills you*
*kisses you*
suits are fucking cool. put a suit on a male character and he's suddenly not a virgin loser anymore, he's turns into a handsome badass chain-smoker
put a suit on a female character and she's suddenly a hottie girl boss, probably planning how to kill her husband or something
all of them with their hands in their pockets, crossing their arms, ngghhhh....
if you're Batman and you transition to a woman, what the fuck do you do?
it would be really weird if Batman was suddenly Batwoman, and now the hot rich young master Bruce Wayne is now the hot rich young lady Brittany Wayne
I might turn into a full smut writer and abandon my normal romance story with 1000 planned chapters -
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