summoning the Devil tonight, hope he kills us all
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The weird urge to get attention
I don't wanna read my own thread
if my favorite characters met me in real life they would probably beat me up honestly
fuck I want to write everything but I can only write one story at a time
honestly I can't wait for my nephew to grow up so I can use cheesy Anime and Chinese novel lines with him
"Do you dare insult this young master's chocolate cake? Are you courting being grounded?"
heh, you're gonna have to drink a lot of water to surpass the color of my piss, kiddo.
I Have A Mouth And I'm Screaming, But You're Not Listening
I think religion and Christianity are really cool except for the bad things but I can't see myself believing in God
accidentally made a recurring theme, am I the most powerful writer alive and dead? yes.
this stupid Chinese man inventing Brazilian cities and saying we speak Spanish.
couldn't you fucking Google, or Baidu, like for 10 seconds and find out basic information?
What the fuck is Hercinia? Just fucking use Rio de Janeiro, is the only place every foreigner knows.
AND THE FUCKING HULK WENT THERE, WHEN THE MOVIE YOU'RE BASING YOUR SHITTY FANFIC ON SAYS IT'S IN RIO DE JANEIRO YOU FUCKING
Lenni?
who are you?
do you ship your mom x your dad?
yeah, selling my AI art in a place filled with artists who spend hours writing their stories just to have a glimmer of hope of turning it into a full job wasn't the best one of my plans...
*I turn around, revealing a bloody back full of arrows and swords*
yay! I love forum discourse and drama!
*claps my hands covered in butter while chuckling, the chuckles causing the popcorn on my belly to spill and drop on the floor, the floor is covered with dirty clothes, old food, and wires, one of the popcorns with butter fall on an old wire that causes a short circuit, the electricity creating flames on the old clothes, I die while burning alive screaming*
crazy how there's literally nothing to read
*kisses your dad*
*puts you back in the time loop*
yeah I stopped reading that thread when I saw "low body count" as a requirement for sex appeal -
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