BenJepheneT

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  BenJepheneT

• Jun 8, 2023

I've been moving on a lot, lately; many places that I simply let escape from my memory, now no more than a distant presence yearning for remembrance.

Yet I come back here every two weeks. I wonder why?

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  BenJepheneT

• May 30, 2023

one day I'll write a book titled "Top 20 Things to Avoid doing to Your Crush ??" and the first 19 would be fatal wrestling techniques with the final entry being detailed instructions for concocting mustard gas

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  BenJepheneT

• May 19, 2023

goth chicks tryna convince me for a peg sesh but then I remember how long the back of my underwear had been staring up my bootyhole like a biopunk kaleidoscope that was when I realize I shouldn't let these hoes gaslight me like this when they don't know me like that ?

value urself kings ?, always

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  BenJepheneT

• Mar 28, 2023

european conservative politicians probably give god tier head just saying. if they can maintain their political power while performing deeds directly in contention with their agenda they probably have that blackmail grip bussy tight enough to convince the lucky few who've smelled their cum whiffs from their geriatric semen stews to keep a secret.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Mar 7, 2023

You still alive?

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  BenJepheneT

• Feb 27, 2023

if chris chan wasn't so famous half of his videos could probably classify as snuff

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  BenJepheneT

• Feb 24, 2023

ratatouille but remy teaches linguini how to have sex and the entire movie is just the guy trying to convince his partner that keeping on his chef hat is his mandatory fetish

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  BenJepheneT

• Feb 21, 2023

many parents technically harbour so many child porn starring their children that we're probably walking among millions of potentials felons if they ever decide to go feral

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  BenJepheneT

• Feb 11, 2023

We should've kept selling crack to poor neighborhoods. Keep developing new strains of crack. See if we can cultivate a drug so strong it could be considered a real form of Compound V. Super bulletproof soldiers that aren't exactly bulletproof but they do not feel pain and subside of magic crystals alone.

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  BenJepheneT

• Feb 8, 2023

Psy ops are real and they exist. How else are all these wannabe gravy seals dying from 9mm's all because they brought the "9mm are just fatter bb's" meme?

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  BenJepheneT

• Feb 8, 2023

Everyone says the premise of Avatar is stupid but I'll be honest, I'd sacrifice my patriotic allegiance if it means copping 10 ft tall blue luminescent Mommy Na'Vi pussy.

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  BenJepheneT

• Feb 7, 2023

i get reminded of how dominant the human race really is at times. I was having chicken, and as I picked up the bones, I got pricked by a particular sharp edge. That was the ultimate culmination of the creature's revenge against it's demise; a minor inconvenience I'll soon forget after I hit "Post".

I'll sleep like a log tonight

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  BenJepheneT

• Feb 6, 2023

I always imagined magic runes to be like code programming. The whole rune is intricate, but 60% of the symbols are redundant and removing any one aspect wrecks the spell. An apprentice adds a few ink droplets for efficiency but now everyone's scrambling the archives because no one knows why the portal to hell isn't closing and erasing the prior drops doesn't work.

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  BenJepheneT

• Feb 3, 2023

my wifi accurately deducing the most comfortable places in my room to have the shittiest connection

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  BenJepheneT

• Feb 2, 2023

watching The Boys and reading The Boys are two very surrealistic experiences. one is a modern-day superhero-themed corporate espionage thriller that DOESN'T suck and the other is an edgefest finely tuned to cater my tastes whose writing has highs as soaring as its lows descend.

i never interacted with a franchise as bipolar and as incredibly unique admidst an oversaturated (understatement) troupe as this

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  BenJepheneT

• Jan 27, 2023

i think about suicide multiple times a day, but without the depressing connotation. they're just the simple ideas of "what if's" floating around my head, like just laying down on the tracks as the automated train arrives, or downing painkillers and cutting open an artery on my thigh and letting it bleed. i don't feel sad or impotent, it's just this compulsion to "do it".

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  BenJepheneT

• Jan 26, 2023

heard someone calling Warhammer Tardhammer and I think that's what I'm Gonna start calling it too

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  BenJepheneT

• Jan 25, 2023

Today my employer asked for my presence in private at his office and discussed the Instagram status I made this morning where I shot a video of myself saying "another day, another paycheck", picked up my Deagle replica, and sighed, "welp, back to the abortion clinic" and how it'll affect the company's image.

I'm on part-time work for a packing warehouse. What image?

And how the fuck did he find my Instagram handle?

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  BenJepheneT

• Jan 24, 2023

Today was the day I realized going out alone to watch movies is considered "weird" and "strange" to the general public, as many people who replied to my Instagram status proclaimed

Is it odd to enjoy a movie in solitude amongst othe nameless strangers?

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  BenJepheneT

• Jan 22, 2023

I know parents can be overbearing at times but holy fuck, gen z are threatening to throw their old folks into a nursing home for any microaggression they commit. And everytime you mention filial piety they go "well I never asked to be here I don't owe em shit". Unless you're Harry potter and Ur parents stuck u in a closet then I get it but Christ, have at least a bit of gratitude.

They're still family in the end.