Representing_Tromba

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  Representing_Tromba

• Jul 8, 2022

I'm currently in the middle of trying to convince my friends to help me produce a comedy miniseries based in the shitty part of medieval Europe with mud huts and wars consisting of three people versus two people in a donkey but everyone speaks with a mix of 90s skater/surfer slang and Old English.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Jul 6, 2022

There is a disturbing amount of accidental incest in my main story and I don't know how to fix it without making the MC a borderline pedophile.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Jul 5, 2022

I'm still waiting for my Blues clues and Sonic the hedgehog crossover episode with the original Steve trying to solve a murder.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Jul 5, 2022

Shovels are just big spoons.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Jul 5, 2022

I dislike most, if not all forms of social media. It doesn't matter which one it is, there's always the same thing, mindless abstract compilations crafted by incorrigible attention whores who would gladly unicycle into a volcano for your credit card. Is there no such thing as intelligent entertainment outside of literature?

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  Representing_Tromba

• Jul 2, 2022

Does anyone think that wading in a pond with a flaming crusader helmet on would make a memeable picture?

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  Representing_Tromba

• Jun 30, 2022

I will never forgive the Canadians for maple syrup enema fetishes.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Jun 30, 2022

I desire to be better but I don't know what to be better than. Fuck it. I'm gonna do my best to be better than Conor McGregor as well as Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Jun 30, 2022

You've heard of "do or do not, there is no try" before. Well, I got a new one. "Do not" just don't. Don't do. Don't think. Just do not.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Jun 29, 2022

I can't believe I put a 3 page description of how this deity can't seem to find a normal position in a bean bag chair 3 times their size to the point that they swear to destroy all bean bag chairs.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Jun 28, 2022

This just in; Lightning bug juice does not give you night vision. It just burns like hell. Also, everything is green.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Jun 27, 2022

"I am a God damned onion." I say in a deep and threatening tone to my coworker.

Coworker: I'm sorry... What? What does that even mean?

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  Representing_Tromba

• Jun 26, 2022

I may have found one of the greatest anti-racism skits thanks to youtube's algorithm.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Jun 25, 2022

Dumb story idea: magical girl story but the magical girl is in her mid thirties who is getting depressed because she's done the same thing since was 12 and feels like she's wasting her life. All the usual villains are either retiring or just commit bland crimes because it's become an enjoyable routine.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Jun 24, 2022

Since there's reality TV Court case shows there should be one called Judge Turrets. He or she will start off every case with "How do you plead, bitch?" Or "How do you plead, motherfucker?" Half of the case is him yelling at everyone who speaks. It would also be a live action Ace attorney.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Jun 22, 2022

I was so tired that I told my parents I needed to pay for my euthanasia instead of saying I needed to pay for my sedatives.

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  OokamiOkuri

• Jun 21, 2022

Are you Paradox-Apollyon SCP-001?

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  Representing_Tromba

• Jun 20, 2022

I'm going through and editing some scenes and I had forgotten that I wrote a very morbid scene where the MC murders his depressed and traumatized self for the key to their mental prison by ripping the cell key out of his other personalities stomach with just his bare hands. What the hell was I thinking when writing this? Was I okay?

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  Representing_Tromba

• Jun 20, 2022

If I bought a bunch of knightship and lordship titles from various countries, would they stack or would they be cancelled out by the other countries titles?

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  Representing_Tromba

• Jun 20, 2022

I can't tell if the 90s were stupid or ahead of their time with Grenadier. It's basically Trigun except they reload revolvers with their breasts and it's set in warring states Japan instead of an alien planet.