Just learned that Brittany Spears is older than ciabatta bread. Weird.
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Terrible idea: Cyber punk Viking. Vikings were given advances technology by aliens. Bass boosted dubstep becomes their battle music. They also have RGB beard braids a Lazer axes that come back to them. Lastly, their version of Odin has a robotic eye.
Time to pretend I know what I'm doing while giving a presentation on how to do my job. I am going to mess this up.
Today was a good day.
Happy Birthday to you humanoid creature from an overnight camp also known as power-boner Paul.
Happy birthday, PT!
Hope your day has been full of laughter and joy without any leg cheese grating!
*gives you huggles and cake*
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We were both born on the same day, so happy birthday!
Happy Birthday, if today is really your birthday.
If it is early, here is an early birthday greeting.
If it is late, here is a belated birthday greeting.
If you don't have a birthday, have a day.
Cheerio ol’chap Tis’ really the date of your birth?
Happy Paulday Birth!
Happy birthday Paul! I wish you some fresh and delicate juicy milf pussy
Happy birthday. You're the first person who reacted and replied to my message, so there's some weird attachment and I wanted to say it.
Oh, you are one step closer to being a wizard now.
Happy 22nd birthday you fuck. I hope you get assaulted in an alleyway by a big tiddy goth girl.
Most if not all people have a legal name. However, I desire the forbidden and much less utilized illegal name.
My white boy impulses have given me the sudden desire to break into the Missouri cheese caves and gorge myself on fine aged blue cheese and smoked Gouda.
Here I am, on a work break, listening to Danheim, and contemplating why my coworker grated cheese on my calf at breakfast.
Diogenes was one step away from being a wild feral wizard-like dude. -
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