ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• Today at 5:15 AM

I've cleansed my xitter timeline of chainsawfolk discourse but instead I got English-language Southeast Asian media and entertainment discourse (even worse)

It's just insufferable people trying to out-woke one another, and I'm saying this as someone with pretty strong progressive views

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 2:21 PM

We all tacitly agree that having a lot of experience in a certain job typically means you're good at it

Except schoolteachers for some reason

We've all had an old ass teacher who was somehow terrible at their job

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 8:58 AM

I thought they were called the silent generation because they were mostly dead now

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 4:26 AM

Chainsawfolk xitter discourse is highkey cooked. I'm dopamine resetting with balls ong

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 3:15 AM

Saw a guy wearing a Certified Lover Boy shirt in public. It really does take all kinds

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  ShrimpShady

• Wednesday at 4:50 AM

We (and I mean all of us) will be central-asia-maxxing in preparation (or like iran maxxing idk where it's set)

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  ShrimpShady

• Wednesday at 2:31 AM

Playing Metal Gear Solid but doing this whenever Che or Castro are mentioned to show that I think the game's just being wacky again

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  ShrimpShady

• Tuesday at 4:35 PM

Shromp Rule #

Be patient with the people around you. It's their first time being a baby crying and screaming and shitting on an airplane too

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  Assurbanipal_II

• Tuesday at 3:22 PM

Rule #4957 Shrimp rules rule~. Albeit shady.

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  ShrimpShady

• Tuesday at 3:13 PM

Yeah that cannot be how Chainsaw Man ends

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  ShrimpShady

• Tuesday at 12:54 PM

I went to both Mister Donut locations in town and neither of them had pon de ring

Why even live?

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  ShrimpShady

• Tuesday at 11:53 AM

Music recommendation

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  ShrimpShady

• Tuesday at 10:19 AM

Those who don't learn from history are doomed to... uh... dunno, I kinda forgot

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  ShrimpShady

• Tuesday at 5:46 AM

Chainsaw Man might be ending tonight

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  ShrimpShady

• Tuesday at 4:10 AM

I'm really good at Metazooa. This shit ain't nothing to me, man

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  ShrimpShady

• Monday at 1:57 PM

Why yes I do think I am a superior being

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  ShrimpShady

• Monday at 8:04 AM

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  Assurbanipal_II

• Sunday at 11:52 AM

When I see your posts, at times~.

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  ShrimpShady

• Sunday at 11:47 AM

Oh blood sucking as a metaphor for sexual intercourse, I will never get tired of you

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  ShrimpShady

• Sunday at 11:19 AM

"Pretty good painting right? Well, you just enjoyed one of Hitler's—"

No, it sucked. The painting sucked. He wasn't very good at painting. The painting was bad