NATIONAL HORNY DAY

Bimbanana

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Dear distinguished member of SHF,

A good friend just told me that on this day, 16th of April
Is the National Horny Day.

And i feel like this is something that we need to celebrate.

How? Uh... maybe i need to ask the mods first

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THE SHF STAFF HAS SPOKEN

TODAY'S NATIONAL HORNY DAY CELEBRATION THEME WOULD BE..

PAJAMA OR SLEEPWEAR!
 
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Hans.Edward.Trondheim

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Bimbanana said:
Dear distinguished member of SHF,

A good friend just told me that on this day, 16th of April
Is the National Horny Day.

And i feel like this is something that we need to celebrate.

How? Uh... maybe i need to ask the mods first
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You prolly should. Afaik, NSFW art is banned here, and could end in some banhammers falling.
 
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CharlesEBrown

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Eh, wake me up when it's international, intergalactic, or interdimensional horny day (unless it refers solely to beings WITH horns, then just let me sleep in).
 
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Bimbanana said:
Dear distinguished member of SHF,

A good friend just told me that on this day, 16th of April
Is the National Horny Day.

And i feel like this is something that we need to celebrate.

How? Uh... maybe i need to ask the mods first
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You've been makin' a lot of horny posts for a guy who doesn't even write smut.

I, for one, appreciate the suppport :)
 
SouthernMaiden

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My annual horny day S&M party was a disaster! Only masochists showed up. Imagine a dozen bound femmes half heartedly calling eachother mean names. It just didn't work.

Worst horny day ever!
 
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SouthernMaiden said:
My annual horny day S&M party was a disaster! Only masochists showed up. Imagine a dozen bound femmes half heartedly calling eachother mean names. It just didn't work.

Worst horny day ever!
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I think you held a doll convention, not a horny day party... Were half of the women geriatric and rich, and the other half young, pretty, and more interested in the decorations than the event? That's a doll convention...
 
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Well, to celebrate, I recently submitted a new chapter with a spicy love scene in Starsong, if you’re into some scifi romance
 
JayMark

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Alski said:
Question marks don't have horns.
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Ignore my shape shifting attempt to make the true question mark realize its purpose again.

Think about my metaphorical horns. Imagine them. Envision them.
 
SouthernMaiden

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CharlesEBrown said:
I think you held a doll convention, not a horny day party... Were half of the women geriatric and rich, and the other half young, pretty, and more interested in the decorations than the event? That's a doll convention...
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Now that you mention it...
Might have gone to the wrong event
 
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