Dad Jokes

Alski · Mar 23, 2026

sleepandeatallday said:
I don't get it QAQ

A female deer is a doe.
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JayMark · Mar 23, 2026

How much milk do you need?
Just a pint o?

Bimbanana · Mar 23, 2026

JayMark said:
How much milk do you need?
Just a pint o?

You should have use:

What a cow's facial hair is called?

A Moo-stache

Playerkartik · Mar 23, 2026

sleepandeatallday said:
I don't get it QAQ

the deer doesn't have a penis do he's screemin...Oh...so D'oh!

Bimbanana said:
You should have use:

What a cow's facial hair is called?

A Moo-stache

@JayMark
do you have a moo-stache?

sleepandeatallday · Mar 23, 2026

JayMark said:
How much milk do you need?
Just a pint o?

4/10
It has the potential to be a dad joke!

Bimbanana said:
You should have use:

What a cow's facial hair is called?

A Moo-stache

7/10 too good to be labelled a dad joke!

Juia_Darkcrest · Mar 23, 2026

Did you hear about the accident down in the Caribbean?

Apparently, a red boat and a blue boat crashed into each other.

The survivors are said to be marooned.

sleepandeatallday · Mar 23, 2026

Juia_Darkcrest said:
Did you hear about the accident down in the Caribbean?

Apparently, a red boat and a blue boat crashed into each other.

The survivors are said to be marooned.

8/10

BearlyAlive · Mar 23, 2026

Why did the crows get put into Jail? Attempted murder.

sleepandeatallday · Mar 23, 2026

BearlyAlive said:
Why did the crows get put into Jail? Attempted murder.

8/10
Free my crows! They did no wrong!

Alski · Mar 23, 2026

sleepandeatallday said:
8/10
Free my crows! They did no wrong!

Crow murder is a major concern in the community, every time a group of them take flight it happens.

sleepandeatallday · Mar 23, 2026

Alski said:
Crow murder is a major concern in the community, every time a group of them take flight it happens.

6/10

Borderline dad joke!

Alski · Mar 23, 2026

Conqueror_Quack · Mar 23, 2026

Alski said:

AliceMoonvale · Mar 25, 2026

Bimbanana · Mar 25, 2026

AliceMoonvale said:
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Are you a parking ticket?
Because you've got FINE written all over you

sleepandeatallday · Mar 25, 2026

AliceMoonvale said:
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I don't get it

Bimbanana said:
Are you a parking ticket?
Because you've got FINE written all over you

8/10 for pickup line
And disqualified from dad jokes!

Pennywise · Mar 25, 2026

Only I can make Dad jokes! For I am the one and only, Daddy!!

sleepandeatallday · Mar 25, 2026

Pennywise said:
Only I can make Dad jokes! For I am the one and only, Daddy!!

No monopoly in dad jokes!

Pennywise · Mar 25, 2026

sleepandeatallday said:
No monopoly in dad jokes!

But...that was a joke...

pangmida · Mar 25, 2026

sleepandeatallday said:
I don't get it

8/10 for pickup line
And disqualified from dad jokes!

There's a saying in (American?) English that goes: "See you later, alligator!" to which you respond with "In a while, crocodile!"

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someone gimme chocolates QAQ

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Well-known member

someone gimme chocolates QAQ

Well-known member

needs a better sleep schedule