We got our native language exam result a few days ago. Today bestie asked how much I got and I was like we should write our marks on a paper and reveal it at once. We got the same mark-nya (both failed)
Uncle who stayed abroad for years came back and forgot how to say 'polythene' at the store. He said it in the language he had been speaking for the past few years, "Can you give me a kees?" the shopowner looked at him like 'Do I look gay to you?'