Comic Fiesta 2019 was wack. Saw someone cosplaying as Buddha and I walked up to him and dropped a fiver on his lap and the surrounding crowd got wild. Other than the druggies and the illegal weapons the convention was a success.
This Christmas, the boxes under your trees are somehow different. Parents thought they were placed there by the children, the children thought it was Santa. Some boxes were empty, yearning for the excited souls of Christmas day. Some boxes were too full and should never be opened for the sake of humanity. And SOME BOXES were @BenJepheneT.
Hush. Don't say a word. Don't you mind the noise you heard. Don't check of me. Not in your closet, nor under your bed. Exit light. Enter night. Take your pillow, off to never Neverland.
Quit arguing in Twitter. No matter what you say, you won't change anyone's mind. Sword and Shield will always be good for them; KPop stans facewhoring will always be a thing; Nazis will stay Nazis. You can never change them. But do you know what you can change? Your car insurance. Switch to Geico today.
Dear Ben
I keep getting these messages. I don't know why and how. I've never contacted them before and I don't have any desire to at the moment. These pizza companies are way too relentless. I won't succumb to their discount and offers. Send help
The phrase "you can do it" is a lie. You can't do it. You must do it. You have to do it. It's no "can" or "can't". You either do it or you don't. There's no "maybe". So here's the gun and the ski mask-
i once got so mad at a friend that while he was recommending Grand Escape to me i skipped it mid-chorus claiming it was "nothing special" and till today i still can't atone my war crime