hollow knight is far from hollow
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jesus christ royal road's interface requires two keyboards and five ouija boards to actually use which toxic cesspool did that site come from
It just registered in my head that you are a soup! I was just thinking to myself that a soup would be nice right now, and then I stared at your avatar and realized you were a soup! ...what a poor turtle though
*is curious about what the food in the bowl is*
|.o)
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sometimes i do stupid shit in the shower like slathering my body with a shit ton of soap, then i link my hands, constrict my armpits and pull out a gigantic window of bubble from my arms to my chest and blow that shit like it works
you ever have that one song in your playlist that's widely regarded as hot organ diarrhea but aligns with your taste so well you start to wonder whether it really was God that made your ears and not the saggy leper living in that dilapidated shack two blocks down?
yeah me too
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Is that a visor on the head?
*wonders what she'd see if she lifted it up*
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if you'd excuse me I'm gonna start cumming over this mechanical beauty
Last great Japanese car to ever grace the import scene since the R35
Fuck it evolves into this
Its helmet time
how the fuck do scars work
Chinese New Year objectives:
Receive cash money ✓Steal the salmon pieces, and upon failure, steal it from their mouths ✓Become Rap God ✓Don't remember every fucking name of every distant relatives like a social credit leaderboard ✓
I'm gonna say something dirty
i really miss when opinions aren't pissing contests of having higher moral grounds. you're just as shitty as i am ma'am, get the fuck down here
i always thought what it'd feel like to be a woman. are y'all like, less hornier and less susceptible to fall for virtual cartoons. do cereal taste different for you guys? what about colours? is my red your red? so many questions like
i'd be mad if someone stole a sip of my cereal but if it was Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf i'd be flabbergasted before i proceed to clock that cereal thief right on the nose
writing in my briefs uwu
liking something is the opposite of hating something. if you created something that people either love with a passion or hate with absolute spite then it's a good sign you've created something memorable
- some guy who directed Drive idk
there is a stark contrast between a handsome man running his fingers across his scalp and a handsome man running his fingers across his scalp then smelling his fingers
make way for these GAINS
he's loose and running according to the whispers of each lip, but he's here because there's business to be done
and ill be damned if there ain't a big iron on his hip -
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