BenJepheneT

BenJepheneT

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  • BenJepheneT
    Just got 3 more drive by one stars. Where are these guys coming from? It's not like I'm getting publicized I only got like 3.1k views god damn

    Am I getting somewhere?
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    Assurbanipal_II
    Assurbanipal_II
    Report your own story. Tell it Tony. Maybe you get some who gave me a few.^^
    Zoey
    Zoey
    I can imagine someone getting butt hurt after reading one of Benben's posts. Ben's one of those people were you either see the comity in his words or you take it as some kind of attack. And considering some people take things way to personally it's not really a surprise.
    Assurbanipal_II
    Assurbanipal_II
    Unlikely, I got 4 star over the last days and I got 3 removed through complaints. There seems to be a rampant 1 starer around here. :blob_evil_two:
    BenJepheneT
    I know I'm gonna sound like a vile boomer but holy shit people really don't care what they're reading as long as it fits the genre. It can be shit spewed on paper and it still sells because it's isekai/Yuri/gender-bender/LGBT/LitRPG/smut/pick one it doesn't fucking matter as long as its popular as shit
    BenJepheneT
    tell me about your day

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    HURGMCGURG
    HURGMCGURG
    This morning, I remembered something I did in high school and realized how fucking stupid I was.
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    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    Well, we all got those memories @HURGMCGURG. Just remember to be grateful they happened then, and not now, and thank God they have happened, cause' you really don't want them to occur in your later years.

    Think of them like building blocks to the man you are now. Without them, who know how cringe you'd be today?
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    Yorda
    Yorda
    For each stupid thing I have done in my life there is one awesome thing. Somehow it still isn't a net zero game and I only play it slightly differently from the past.

    Monster energy drinks make me feel like I have a cold a few hours later, other than that they are somewhat tasty ...
    BenJepheneT
    oh fuck got hit with another drive-by one star.

    I'm not talking about the one star but on the fact that a nobody's story like mine is getting one star. These guys are indiscriminate, Jesus.
    BenJepheneT
    "ohmigod Africa is having its worst drought since 2018 pls help"

    what the fuck do you want me to do ask God to start raining
    Zoey
    Zoey
    No you need to make god cry and fertilize the land with his tears.
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    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    Well go blame that senile old man that keeps crying over the wrong piece of fucken land
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    BenJepheneT
    Joyce Kilmer, an American poet, died during WW2 and was buried under a tree.

    I guess you could say his death was poetree.
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    HURGMCGURG
    HURGMCGURG
    You could also say that your pun was terrible and that you're a disgrace to all of mankind, but I know when to keep my mouth shut.

    I really didn't like that pun.
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    Assurbanipal_II
    Assurbanipal_II
    De mortis nihil nisi bene. :blob_evil_two:
    BenJepheneT
    Ceaser's Legion runs on such an obvious idiot plot that I'm surprised Ceaser hasn't fallen over his massive brain tumor
    BenJepheneT
    Knight reading a Fantasy bible.

    What do you even call a bible in a Fantasy world anyway?

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    HURGMCGURG
    HURGMCGURG
    I mean, we don't call all of our religious texts by the same name. Make your own name. You could call it "Hentai" if you wanted.
    BenJepheneT
    One of my favourite hobby is finding the most extreme American stereotypes in manga and so far, this page from Kengan Ashura takes the undisputed crown

    Zoey
    Zoey
    That Ronald disturbs me.
    Discount_Blade
    Discount_Blade
    Holy shit I knew a guy like Adam Dudley. Pretty sure he's dead now though. But I knew him once. Funny world we live in.
    tiaf
    tiaf
    :blob_blank:
    Zoey
    I don't know what I'd do without your constant diarrhea stream of shit-posting.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    you may not know what you'd do, but I know. You'll plead for my existence. You'll get down on your knees and beg the universe for my presence. I don't even need to exist in the first place. You'll sacrifice years of your life, crying to the heavens for a man you've never even know for sure have or will exist.
    Yorda
    Yorda
    Is this sarcasm or has @Zoey fallen? Will I see Benben licking Zoey's toes every Wednesday now? :blob_hide:
    Zoey
    Zoey
    That's for me to know and you too also know.
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    Thanks for the follow! ^_^
    BenJepheneT
    i wish God sent me straight to hell so I could skip the pain of living
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    D4isuke
    D4isuke
    We all are going to be.
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    HURGMCGURG
    HURGMCGURG
    I guess you'll just have to do it yourself.
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    No, wait. Is your life truly so injured, where you have nobody helping you up when you are feeling down?
    I would rather hold you to some higher standard of life, and let you know -- you can survive. If I can, you can.
    BenJepheneT
    You know what I hate? Action movies with quiet ass dialogue scenes so you have to turn up to the volume to hear and when an action scene happens the gunshot goes so loud it blows your eardrums to the next continent what the fuck movie
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