BenJepheneT

BenJepheneT

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  • BenJepheneT
    I'm scared, man. I really want to live the hermit life. I don't wanna end up a sheep wagie but I don't want to disappoint my parents. I really love them but sometimes the way they look at me hurts the soul. My definitions of success don't match up to theirs. They're not entitled to control my life, that I know, but I can't live on knowing I've let the best people in my life down.
    GDLiZy
    Nice profile dic
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    Thanks. I do try to look like a dic too, at times
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    Nahrenne
    Nahrenne
    I can't tell if GD was just being their usual clumsy self and spelled pic wrong, or not...
    '-'

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    BenJepheneT
    With how fast communication is going, we might reach a status quo where norms are changing ever so rapidly that we might become boomers to a generation that's barely a decade younger than us.
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    Zoey
    Zoey
    I think most would interpret communication multiplying as it becoming faster. I mean if more communication is happening doesn't that mean the spread of information is becoming faster?
    Assurbanipal_II
    Assurbanipal_II
    We have physical limits with the speed of light that prove to be a hindrance to high speed stock exchange trading since the early 2000s. :blob_evil_two:
    Zoey
    Zoey
    I suppose your more referring to the speed we can transfer data, which is finite, and I can't really argue with. (Come on scientists make them worm holes already!)
    BenJepheneT
    www.youtube.com

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    Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.
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    Yo this shit ain't bad
    BenJepheneT
    might be an unpopular opinion but kids who complain about being expected to respect their parents are usually the most ungrateful ones

    I'm not going to pretend shitty parents don't exist but somehow every time, without fail, it's always the kids who have iPhones by the age of 13 and attend private/international schools
    BenJepheneT
    we should probably classify people who wear masks below their noses as genuine mental illness
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    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    come to think of it I take back what I said that'll be more of an insult to retarded people than any possible slander could be
    Surprise
    Surprise
    Well, i do that, probably cause i don't care about Young people getting sick, i just go out to the gym so fuck it.
    BenJepheneT
    look I don't have much time until they get me but my legs have so much gains that its weight is actually proportional with my torso and arms combined and that if I have a hard enough boner I can hypothetically spin on my dick like a Beyblade--
    BenJepheneT
    I've learned to be more creative towards my insults. Instead of calling someone "stupid" or "brainless" I just look at them in the eye, knock my crown and make clicking sounds with my tongue in sync.
    BenJepheneT
    Elon Musk randomly tweeted "aliens built the pyramids obv" and people went insane calling him racist

    Holy shit I love the internet it's like a collective outing on who to put in the proverbial gas chamber next time round
    BenJepheneT
    Fun Fact: lionesses demand sex by biting on the lion's BALLZ

    To Unsubscribe from Ben's Biweekly Benevolent Horny Facts send FUCKMEDADDY to 69696
    BenJepheneT
    people who have incest fetishes are most likely only childs who never experienced having a sibling before
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    tiaf
    tiaf
    That doesn’t sound so wrong. :blob_hmm_two:
    but there are always exceptions:sweating_profusely:
    binarysoap
    binarysoap
    How would having a sibling cure people's Oedipus complex?
    AkalE
    AkalE
    A lot of Sigmund Freud's theories have been proven to be wrong/biased though...
    BenJepheneT
    Some Boomers don't have the mental capacity to accept homosexuality but holy fuck are they scarily competitive in mobile 8 Ball Pool
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    Saileri
    Saileri
    That's so true.
    HURGMCGURG
    HURGMCGURG
    You can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen. My boomer grandparents swear at card games buddy, 8 Ball Pool is just the tip of the iceberg.
    Discount_Blade
    Discount_Blade
    Still remember the time I joined a Spades card game from a friend's grandpa and some other older dudes. I hadn't played in years so I got some of the rules mixed up with Texas Hold 'em or Poker or something (I forget which). Fucking room went silent and I swear the temperature dropped several degrees. Grandpa dude looked at my friend and was like, "Where'd you find this asshole?" pointing at me.
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