It's so strange. I haven't been on fictionpress in like... what? 10 years?
And maybe like once or twice a week I'll get someone following me or a bot trying to scam me.
WHY THOUGH? How do people even find old, clearly abandoned accounts to pester?
Sitting here reminiscing, looking at my old collection of Warrior Cats books.
I almost miss high school, but also don't, because I don't miss being bullied or my terrible parents.
Y'know what I miss? just being younger and not being tired all the time.
Rule #8675309 - Never dip your toe-sies in the ganges river in India. It had such a huge issue with dead bodies, that they deployed human eating snapping turtles to clean up the mess.
Ever have a dream where you're dreaming you're still awake at your computer,
Your screen looks red and you wonder why,
then realize it's cause blood is pouring over and staining your eyes?
Only for you to wake up still in front of your computer?

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