Anyone want a tarot card reading?

[SouthernMaiden]

If you comment, and say you want one, you shall get one!

Unless I am looking away, on a different website, in hand to hand combat with incubus, or asleep.

BUT, please note:

1. This is just for fun!
2. Don't read too much into it!
3. I do not have special powers, no one does!
4. Magic is real.

Edit: Please note in the interest of time, these are one card readings.

 

[Envylope]

Gimme! Ahem...gimme, please.

 

[SouthernMaiden]

Gimme! Ahem...gimme, please.

XX . Judgement (Not Reversed)

This card represents release and renewal. Making a judgement can be difficult, but it's necessary.

Through self reflection we can understand what we need in order to grow and progress.

Are you facing a particularly difficult decision at the moment? Or is there someone you need to forgive, including yourself? It might be tough, but it's the only way to be free!

 

[Yasarevi]

Sure I'll take one, please and thank you.

 

[Bimbanana]

Sure, i'll bite.
Gimme

 

[LiteraryWho]

I'm mean, I can never turn down something free. Look out for those incubutts, I hear they bite.

 

[Bald-san]

Me too

 

[pangmida]

Me, please~

 

[EdwinLovato]

Misty : Focus on the recent past and what you expect in the future.
V : Oookay.

 

[SouthernMaiden]

Sure I'll take one, please and thank you.

Three of Swords (Upright)

This card represents Grief and Heartbreak.

Loneliness, separation and isolation.

Have you gone through something traumatic lately? It may be helpful to remember that pain and grief are a part of life. Sometimes the only way is through... What I personally always try and remember is: This too shall pass.

Sure, i'll bite.
Gimme

Six of Wands (Upright)

This card represents Victory and Triumph!

Things have -perhaps- been going well for you. It's fine to appreciate your accomplishments, and to be proud of how far you've come.

However, beware fulling prey to arrogance and vanity. Hubris can bring low even the best of us.

Essentially: Do not get lost in self importance.

I'm mean, I can never turn down something free. Look out for those incubutts, I hear they bite.

Five of Pentacles (Upright)

This one is, uh. Interesting. Remember, don't take this too seriously.

This card represents spiritual poverty, material troubles, insecurity and hard times.

Have you been struggling with an awareness of material poverty, or spiritual poverty? Or perhaps feelings of exclusion or abandonment?

Focus on building resiliency. And don't be afraid of showing vulnerability or asking for help. These are tough times for a lot of us. And remember to not neglect your body or your own needs.

 

[georgelee5786]

Let's go for it

 

[Shiriru_B]

I'd like one to pls .

 

[SouthernMaiden]

Me too

Ace of Swords (Reversed)

The Ace of Swords, typically represents clarity, breakthroughs, focus and truth. Slice through the lies, and clear the way to truth and justice.

However, this card is reversed. This could indicate that your struggling with confused thoughts. Or that you're unsure. Or that you're going through a very chaotic time.

This may be a good time to take a step back, plan your next move, and work your way slowly/methodically through whatever situation you might be in right now. Also, there is no shame in asking advice.

 

[katakellex]

How about I give you one, huh? Teach me

 

[SouthernMaiden]

Me, please~

Eight of Pentacles (Reversed)

The Eight of Pentacles (Upright) represents a craftsman possessing patience, attentive to details. It could indicate that you're in a time when you need to be diligent and attentive to your work/craft.

However, this card was Reversed. This might could have a similar meaning to Upright, just more so, sometimes to your detriment. This might mean that you're risking burnout by focusing too much on developing your skills or on by focusing excessively on self improvement. Or, you may be struggling on working towards a larger goal or project, and are instead focusing your talents too much on smaller projects. Spinning your wheels without moving forward.

I would say this. Be careful of burning yourself out. Decide where you want to focus your talents. And continue to develop your skills in a healthy way. Either way (reversed or upright) this card indicates that you have talents worth developing.

Misty : Focus on the recent past and what you expect in the future.
V : Oookay.

I can't give you a reading unless you ask! It's dis-ethical!

 

[AliceMoonvale]

Me next~

 

[SouthernMaiden]

Let's go for it

IV. The Emperor (Upright)

The Emperor represents Order, Authority, Strength and Leadership. They create structure out of chaos. They are confident in their views, and are able to lead others to their way of thinking. A very masculine figure; they are the representation of the masculine principle.

Have you been put in charge of something important lately? Or are you pursuing a large goal? This card could indicate that you'll see success in that goal/project if you act as the Emperor does. Or has someone caught your eye recently, romantically? If you act with confidence you may see a good outcome.

Just be careful of being overly domineering in pursing whatever it is you're into at the moment.

 

[greyblob]

do me witch

 

[ZannaYO]

Hello, could I have one too please

 

[SouthernMaiden]

I'd like one to pls .

I'd like one to pls .

XVI. The Tower

A very very interesting card. Remember, do. not. take. this. too. seriously.

The Tower represents catastrophe, sudden change, crisis, a massive blow to the ego, releasing all emotions, revelation, and seeing through all illusion.

A great change may be coming your way (think job loss, relationship loss, ect), or you may have to make the great change yourself. Take the opportunity to break out of your old patterns, they are no longer useful to you.

Whatever happens, it's gonna be difficult. But that difficulty is a rare opportunity to reset certain aspects of your life, from the foundations.

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I need to sleep! The threads of fate grow weary, they fall from my sight.

But don't worry, I shall get to the rest of you. In time!

P.S. If anything I wrote in my readings meant anything to your life, let me know!

How about I give you one, huh? Teach me

Find a deck that feels right for you (or that looks cool).

Bond with it. Learn the cards (or look it up as you go!) Remember that tarot is just a tool.

And earnestly perform readings. Remember to not freak people out (seriously!). Don't "cheat".