SouthernMaiden's two sentsnce horror story thread!

[SouthernMaiden]

In this thread we share two sentence horror stories. Of the so "bad its good" variety. Here's my first one:

I heard someone knocking on my front door late one night.
When I answered, I looked in horror at THE CREATURE.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

Boo!
You just lost the game.

 

[Envylope]

I opened the door, and it was sunny outside.
I'm a vampire.

 

[Amrasil207]

The war is on.
I left the stove on.

 

[xizl]

The lights flickered, chilling my blood as I saw what lay upon my table.

It was a job application.

 

[Nolff]

When others' sky is blue.

Why's mine lost its hue?

 

[georgelee5786]

My wall camouflage was working great.

Then the man who fucks walls showed up.

 

[Nevafrost]

Everyone else died.
Wait- who's knocking on my door?

 

[SouthernMaiden]

My wall camouflage was working great.

Then the man who fucks walls showed up.

This is so peak

I opened the door, and it was sunny outside.
I'm a vampire.

Honestly, shoulda known better ?

The lights flickered, chilling my blood as I saw what lay upon my table.

It was a job application.

Too real

 

[Envylope]

Honestly, shoulda known better ?

Hey buddy, you made the game.

 

[Nolff]

In the midst of the dark, I saw it scouring through my fridge.

Then it saw me, speaking to me. "No milk? When'll your father home?"

 

[AliceMoonvale]

I woke up late at night and saw a strange face staring back at me from my window.
I'm on the 15th floor.

 

[CinnaSloth]

They waved at me while watching tv in the living room.
But I live alone, and the tv wasn't on.

 

[SouthernMaiden]

I woke up late at night and saw a strange face staring back at me from my window.
I'm on the 15th floor.

Was it a mirror?

 

[Robert.Hillmyre]

I bought a sandwich. They forgot the Meat.