SouthernMaiden's two sentence horror story thread!

[SouthernMaiden]

In this thread we share two sentence horror stories. Of the so "bad its good" variety. Here's my first one:

I heard someone knocking on my front door late one night.
When I answered, I looked in horror at THE CREATURE.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

Boo!
You just lost the game.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

I opened the door, and it was sunny outside.
I'm a vampire.

 

[Amrasil207]

The war is on.
I left the stove on.

 

[xizl]

The lights flickered, chilling my blood as I saw what lay upon my table.

It was a job application.

 

[Nolff]

When others' sky is blue.

Why's mine lost its hue?

 

[georgelee5786]

My wall camouflage was working great.

Then the man who fucks walls showed up.

 

[Nevafrost]

Everyone else died.
Wait- who's knocking on my door?

 

[SouthernMaiden]

My wall camouflage was working great.

Then the man who fucks walls showed up.

This is so peak

I opened the door, and it was sunny outside.
I'm a vampire.

Honestly, shoulda known better ?

The lights flickered, chilling my blood as I saw what lay upon my table.

It was a job application.

Too real

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

Honestly, shoulda known better ?

Hey buddy, you made the game.

 

[Nolff]

In the midst of the dark, I saw it scouring through my fridge.

Then it saw me, speaking to me. "No milk? When'll your father home?"

 

[AliceMoonvale]

I woke up late at night and saw a strange face staring back at me from my window.
I'm on the 15th floor.

 

[CinnaSloth]

They waved at me while watching tv in the living room.
But I live alone, and the tv wasn't on.

 

[SouthernMaiden]

I woke up late at night and saw a strange face staring back at me from my window.
I'm on the 15th floor.

Was it a mirror?

 

[Robert.Hillmyre]

I bought a sandwich. They forgot the Meat.

 

[Ace_Sorou]

A friend waves to you, and you realize you haven't seen her in months.
Because you know she didn't survive the accident.

 

[CharlesEBrown]

I woke up surrounded by police and media types in Central Park.
The one night I decided to sleep in the nude...


That night, my guests showed up, expecting gazpacho soup.
I followed Lister's recipe perfectly.

 

[MC-Stories]

I stare into the black abyss...

The Abyss stares back at me!

 

[ThaddeusDeVilliers]

I am a ghost, I spend my days making fun of the house's occupants and saying cringey stupid things.
One day the owner looked at my direction and said, "we can hear you, you know."

 

[SouthernMaiden]

I woke up surrounded by police and media types in Central Park.
The one night I decided to sleep in the nude...


That night, my guests showed up, expecting gazpacho soup.
I followed Lister's recipe perfectly.true

True horror

I am a ghost, I spend my days making fun of the house's occupants and saying cringey stupid things.
One day the owner looked at my direction and said, "we can hear you, you know."

Then the ghost died again because it was cringe :(