Hypothetical: What is your chosen ceremonial melee weapon?

[Deleted member 34529]

Imagine,
Society have changed.

You have to choose a ceremonial weapon,
it has to be melee
you can change if you want, but there is a ceremony
its a whole thing.
the weapon is not sharpened, although it could be.
the weapon goes where you go, like shoes, you can put it down if you want
like when you go to the pool for a swim,
but you are expected to be able to get it and know its near by.
No one steals other people weapons, its like rape.
and no one really use it as a weapon, generally (unless they are perverts)

What is your ceremonial weapon?
dagger?
sword?
Mace?
Brass Knuckles?

 

[L1aei]

Shillelagh.

 

[GwynLordofTinder]

Mace. I'm strong as the dickens, and blunt force trauma to the head is more likely to kill than any stab wound.

 

[Macha]

A sword given by talking turtle that encouraged people to rebel against the Ming Dynasty.

 

[L1aei]

A sword given by talking turtle that encouraged people to rebel against the Ming Dynasty.

Kim might be asking for that sword back, you know.

 

[CountVanBadger]

Morningstar. I want you dead, but I want it to hurt.

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

Imagine,
Society have changed.

You have to choose a ceremonial weapon,
it has to be melee
you can change if you want, but there is a ceremony
its a whole thing.
the weapon is not sharpened, although it could be.
the weapon goes where you go, like shoes, you can put it down if you want
like when you go to the pool for a swim,
but you are expected to be able to get it and know its near by.
No one steals other people weapons, its like rape.
and no one really use it as a weapon, generally (unless they are perverts)

What is your ceremonial weapon?
dagger?
sword?
Mace?
Brass Knuckles?

AK-47 with Bayonet (coz it has to be melee)

 

[LesserSarcasm]

Bec de corbin, combine axe war hammer spear staff can be long or short handled.

 

[L1aei]

AK-47 with Bayonet (coz it has to be melee)

Figured you go for a sapper's saw.

 

[Deleted member 34529]

and blunt force trauma to the head is more likely to kill than any stab wound.

but I want it to hurt.

no one really use it as a weapon, generally (unless they are perverts)

Using your ceremonial weapons for violence! Gross! Perverts!

 

[Juia_Darkcrest]

I always liked the looks of a sabre with lots of silver inlays. Highly polished of course.

 

[CountVanBadger]

Using your ceremonial weapons for violence! Gross! Perverts!

It's a ceremonial weapon, and I consider killing you a ceremony. "You're dead, that's good. Amen."

 

[ElijahRyne]

Imagine,
Society have changed.

You have to choose a ceremonial weapon,
it has to be melee
you can change if you want, but there is a ceremony
its a whole thing.
the weapon is not sharpened, although it could be.
the weapon goes where you go, like shoes, you can put it down if you want
like when you go to the pool for a swim,
but you are expected to be able to get it and know its near by.
No one steals other people weapons, its like rape.
and no one really use it as a weapon, generally (unless they are perverts)

What is your ceremonial weapon?
dagger?
sword?
Mace?
Brass Knuckles?

The free moneyinator. It is a sword that gives me free money when I press this button, and self destructs when I flip that switch. In hindsight I should probably have removed that switch in prototyping but it is too late now.

 

[Deleted member 34529]

It's a ceremonial weapon, and I consider killing you a ceremony. "You're dead, that's good. Amen."

Is like taking your own excrement freezing it and using it to stab people.

You are utterly disgusting!!! ?

The filth of society!

^*Hypothetically

 

[CountVanBadger]

taking your own excrement freezing it and using it to stab people.

 

[Woolen_Monkey]

Easy. My cat

Is like taking your own excrement freezing it and using it to stab people.

You are utterly disgusting!!! ?

The filth of society!

^*Hypothetically

Good idea. If your lucky they die from infection if they get away.

 

[L1aei]

Easy. My cat

Good idea. If your lucky they die from infection if they get away.

Blofeld?

 

[RepresentingSilence]

I'm normally a boring sword dude but I'd probably pick a Partisan in this case

 

[Corty]

The coolest stick which I will use on people who can't format their text right.

 

[Tempokai]

Goedendag