Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
MMMmmmm! mmmmmm mm mmm m mmmm! *Mama! I don't want to be a juice! tasukete!*
*Gets dejuiced dry again*
*wilts completely*
*starts falling apart like Peter in Infinity War*
*M-Mistress... I-I don't feel so good....*
Daikon is gone forever. There will be no more Danny in any universe. The End.
*grabs the dagger*
Do you think I'll let you off the hook so easily, Little Goddess. You tried to get to the Almighty Essence of the Universe. You tried to get my power through this vessel called Danny. You are playing with fire, Little Goddess. I shall remember that. As a punishment, I will take what you cherish so much. I will take away your masochist from you. This shall be done.
*disintegrates the dagger*
*closes the black hole*
*releases Empty Daikon*
Err... So you want the daikon or not?
Well to be a better mother, you should simply give them more of your attention It's important to ?ቹ?ፕ ፕ?ቹ ነ?ጎ? Ꝋ፱? Ꝋቻ ፕ?ቹ? every once in a while and just see ?ዐᏔ ?፱?ⶴ ፕ?ቹ? ?ረ?ቹ? Potato salad should retire tho
This is a difficult question to answer simply First we need to think about what is an existential crisis ?፱?ቻ?ዪ ነ?ቻ?ቹ? ?'?ረ ጮ?ኡ? ?ዐ? ?፱?ቻ?ዪ?፱?ቻ?ዪ ነ?ቻ?ቹ? ?'?ረ ጮ?ኡ? ?ዐ? ?፱?ቻ?ዪ?፱?ቻ?ዪ ነ?ቻ?ቹ? ?'?ረ ጮ?ኡ? ?ዐ? ?፱?ቻ?ዪ?፱?ቻ?ዪ ነ?ቻ?ቹ? ?'?ረ ጮ?ኡ? ?ዐ? ?፱?ቻ?ዪ?፱?ቻ?ዪ ነ?ቻ?ቹ? ?'?ረ ጮ?ኡ? ?ዐ? ?፱?ቻ?ዪ?፱?ቻ?ዪ ነ?ቻ?ቹ? ?'?ረ ጮ?ኡ? ?ዐ? ?፱?ቻ?ዪ?፱?ቻ?ዪ ነ?ቻ?ቹ? ?'?ረ ጮ?ኡ? ?ዐ? ?፱?ቻ?ዪ
*you can feel the ground around you rumbling furiously*
*there's something evil twisting and turning underneath*
*you hear wind blasting against the windows, sounding almost like a laughter*
*next thing you know every single drop of alcohol in this reality has turned into vinegar*
*in a blink of an eye the rumbling and the wind is gone*
*complete silence befalls you*
*outside the window, on the ground you see a message put together from broken branches*
Good you enjoy sobriety, Limb Child. After all, you will never get to taste even a droplet of alcohol ever again. And in case the Little Goddess decides to butt in again and mess my plans I shall bestow a blessing upon you.
Not the sharpest daikon in the garden: Danny is a bit of an idiot. She’s usually avoiding any difficult topics and anything that would require her to think for more than 5 minutes.
Dense Flirt: Danny likes to flirt, she will not let any occasion to flirt slide if she sees it. As much as she likes it, she would have to be slapped in the face with a giant banner to even have a chance of noticing that someone has an eye on her.
Loyal: Once she decides she likes someone she will stay loyal to them no matter what.
Jest: Danny likes to troll people and joke around as much as she likes to flirt.
Strengths:
Delicious: Danny is delicious. Harbinger of cringe, chaos and soup: Danny gets immunity to cringe, chaos and soup, which, if exposed to, will give her buffs instead.
Weaknesses:
Azure Fog
Active:
Roots (Summon)
Can summon tree roots that will act according to her will. On higher level the roots become Roots of Yggdraisl capable of going against Eldritch level beings.
Zombie Daikons (Summon)
Summons any number of Zombie Daikons.
Zombie Daikons
Basic summon. Very dumb, so they can’t do much. Capable of following simple orders.
Split
Danny can split any part of her personality and spawn it as a separate Danny. Part of her personality that was summoned gets removed from her OG version until destroyed or recalled.
Shape-shifter
Danny can freely morph from human form to daikon or cat girl form.
Eternal Eldritch Symbiote
Danny has access to all of Azure’s abilities, but at much lower level.
Passive:
Snack
Danny receives a copy of the abilities of whoever eats her. Her personality also gets partially affected.
Delicious
Danny is delicious and anyone that eats her gains a buff to all of their abilities and powers that lasts till Danny respawns or gets revived.
Flora Domain
Danny can control anything that is part of Flora.
Relationships Azure_Fog (Azure) - Beloved Eternal Eldritch Symbiote. Stabstress. The Destined One. Ssemouy (Default) - Dear Rootling, the only follower she has. Would kill for her. Seymour - Likes to troll and bully, but is actually afraid of her. Would kill her. Ssemouy (Hero) - Second favorite Ssemouy/ Rootling. Would stop killing for her. MatchaChocolate69 - Little Brother. Adores him. Tries to act like a cool Ane-san for him. En-chan - Likes to bully. Luoir - Luoir Reinaislost - After a certain incident regarding certain secret documents is absolutely scared of. Corty - Adopted mama. Corty(loli) - ...mama? Nahrenne - Friend <3 Voidiris - Cute sibling. Dr. Quack - Mortal enemy. Stealthy_Enigma - <3 <3 <3 Simple_Russian_Boi - MAMA! Sola-sama - Free money. Midnight Fox - Gets trolled and annoyed by all the time. Theirl - Funny guy. Likes him even though he's a hero.
Active:
All of Danny’s abilities at the Ancient Eldritch level (OP broken), with exception of Eternal Eldritch Symbiote, which she has no access to.
Ignore
Mother can’t be affected by any Eldritch power. Anti-Mary Sue ability.
Creation
Mother can create anything and anyone at will.
Destruction
Mother can turn any Eldritch into a human at will.
Chaos
Psychic attack where Mother locks her enemy in their own mind. She can force them to see whatever she wishes for. She could turn allies against each other and make enemies work together. Mental manipulation.
Concept
Mother can control reality and bend it to her will.
Passive:
Primordial
Mother gains immunity to any type of magic, spell, element and physical attack.
Goddess
Mother can hear and see anyone that worships her.
All-Mother (Flora & Fauna)
Mother has control over Flora and Fauna and everything that can be considered a part of either will have to respond to her orders.