SHF High-school Fanfic

[Deleted member 146224]

Danny fell asleep again, I think.

Quite possibly~

I was showering

 

[Azure_Fog]

I was showering

That works too~
*gets hose*
*sprays*
Daikon shower ehehehe~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

GO EAT A PICKLE, VEGGIE MOTHER! OR CREATE A SEPARATE BODY, SO I COULD KICK YOU IN YOUR NON-EXISTENT BALLS!

[The All-Mother disliked that]​

Nyooo~
*trips*
*falls onto floor with Danny on top*

*stares at you very closely*
*smug smile*
Hello there Do you come to that floor often, Pretty Lady?

That works too~
*gets hose*
*sprays*
Daikon shower ehehehe~

?

?


Thank you Your Stabbyness This Daikon feels refreshed

 

[SRB]

[The All-Mother disliked that]​

Yeah, yeah, go suck on a crowbar, crazy lady. If you ever get yourself a separate body, the first thing I'm doing is kicking you in the teeth.

 

[Azure_Fog]

*stares at you very closely*
*smug smile*
Hello there Do you come to that floor often, Pretty Lady?

N-no...?
*is flustered*

Thank you Your Stabbyness This Daikon feels refreshed

You're welcome~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Yeah, yeah, go suck on a crowbar, crazy lady. If you ever get yourself a separate body, the first thing I'm doing is kicking you in the teeth.

*you can feel the ground around you rumbling furiously*
*there's something evil twisting and turning underneath*
*you hear wind blasting against the windows, sounding almost like a laughter*
*next thing you know every single drop of alcohol in this reality has turned into vinegar*
*in a blink of an eye the rumbling and the wind is gone*
*complete silence befalls you*
*outside the window, on the ground you see a message put together from broken branches*

Spoiler

U MAD BRO?

Spoiler

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[Deleted member 146224]

N-no...?
*is flustered*

I thought so I know everyone on this floor and I would remember a beauty like you hehe Wanna grab a drink together?

You're welcome~

 

[SRB]

*you can feel the ground around you rumbling furiously*
*there's something evil twisting and turning underneath*
*you hear wind blasting against the windows, sounding almost like a laughter*
*next thing you know every single drop of alcohol in this reality has turned into vinegar*
*in a blink of an eye the rumbling and the wind is gone*
*complete silence befalls you*
*outside the window, on the ground you see a message put together from broken branches*

Spoiler

U MAD BRO?

Spoiler

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HA! JOKES ON YOU, YA [REDACTED]! Nahrenne already took away all my alcohol! Didn't have any in three days!
Sucks to suck!

 

[Deleted member 146224]

HA! JOKES ON YOU, YA [REDACTED]! Nahrenne already took away all my alcohol! Didn't have any in three days!
Sucks to suck!

Good you enjoy sobriety, Limb Child. After all, you will never get to taste even a droplet of alcohol ever again. And in case the Little Goddess decides to butt in again and mess my plans I shall bestow a blessing upon you.

Whenever you get close to even the smallest amounts of alcohol it shall be turned into vinegar too. The source doesn't matter. Nothing within your reach can ever consist any amount of alcohol. So I proclaim and so it shall be.​

 

[Azure_Fog]

I thought so I know everyone on this floor and I would remember a beauty like you hehe Wanna grab a drink together?

E-eh?
N-no…
I want my Danny back… save me…

 

[SRB]

Good you enjoy sobriety, Limb Child. After all, you will never get to taste even a droplet of alcohol ever again. And in case the Little Goddess decides to butt in again and mess my plans I shall bestow a blessing upon you.

Whenever you get close to even the smallest amounts of alcohol it shall be turned into vinegar too. The source doesn't matter. Nothing within your reach can ever consist any amount of alcohol. So I proclaim and so it shall be.

I am pretty sure that people have a small percentage of alcohol in their blood, regardless of whether they drink it or not. As in other products...
Wait, did you just ruin cooking for me?!

 

[Azure_Fog]

I am pretty sure that people have a small percentage of alcohol in their blood, regardless of whether they drink it or not. As in other products...
Wait, did you just ruin cooking for me?!

*lifts curse*
You're free nyow~

 

[SRB]

*lifts curse*
You're free nyow~

Ah, thank you. If I couldn't taste normal food anymore, I would've ripped apart the multiverse to kill that crazy lady.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

E-eh?
N-no…
I want my Danny back… save me…

*bites your nose playfully*
It was me all along nya~ I fooled you nya~ ehehe~
*nuzzles into you*
ehehehe~ feels comfy

I am pretty sure that people have a small percentage of alcohol in their blood, regardless of whether they drink it or not. As in other products...
Wait, did you just ruin cooking for me?!

*lifts curse*
You're free nyow~

Ah, thank you. If I couldn't taste normal food anymore, I would've ripped apart the multiverse to kill that crazy lady.

There she goes ruining my plans again. One day we shall meet again, Little Goddess, and I'll teach you to not interfere with my plans~

 

[SRB]

There she goes ruining my plans again. One day we shall meet again, Little Goddess, and I'll teach you to not interfere with my plans~

Ah, I have a wonderful counterargument for your plans.
*transforms into pure Eldritch Energy and bites Mother's ankles*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Ah, I have a wonderful counterargument for your plans.
*transforms into pure Eldritch Energy and bites Mother's ankles*

Ouch! What was that for mama?! ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

 

[SRB]

I just thought of something and now I regret it very much. So I'll share it with you. If Danny and Mother are one and the same, does that mean Danny is a MILF?

 

[SRB]

Ouch! What was that for mama?! ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

Huh. Thought you were someone else, sorry little one.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Huh. Thought you were someone else, sorry little one.

I forgib... That was an impressive bite though

I just thought of something and now I regret it very much. So I'll share it with you. If Danny and Mother are one and the same, does that mean Danny is a MILF?

...Only my alter ego is a MILF. Normal Danny is a cool Onee-san

 

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I forgib... That was an impressive bite though

Thank you, I borrowed these teeth from-and I'll shut up right now.

...Only my alter ego is a MILF. Normal Danny is a cool Onee-san

That makes sense.

Also, don't angry react me! I didn't want to suffer alone!