SRB
:Simple Russian Boi:
- Joined
- Sep 8, 2022
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we were 2young
we were 2young
Note to self: 53% breaks Danny too much~You leave me no choice...
*spawns CILANTRO in front of you. A giant sentient CILANTRO. It's coming to get you...*
I'll tell Luoir to suck your toes![]()
Fuk... I woke up the wrong Seymour
MMMmmmm! mmmmmm mm mmm m mmmm! *Mama! I don't want to be a juice! tasukete!*Note to self: 53% breaks Danny too much~
*reduces to 52% power*
*stabs cilantro out of existence*
Bad. Daikon.
*stabs*
*pins to wall with knives*
*adds blindfold to gag + bindings*
... Nah.MMMmmmm! mmmmmm mm mmm m mmmm! *Mama! I don't want to be a juice! tasukete!*
*Gets dejuiced dry again*
*wilts completely*
*starts falling apart like Peter in Infinity War*
*M-Mistress... I-I don't feel so good....*
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Daikon is gone forever. There will be no more Danny in any universe. The End.
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No more juice for today, Danny's tired.Note to self: 53% breaks Danny too much~
*reduces to 52% power*
*stabs cilantro out of existence*
Bad. Daikon.
*stabs*
*pins to wall with knives*
*adds blindfold to gag + bindings*
You were being watered? Danny is hallucinating from pleasure~MMMmmmm! mmmmmm mm mmm m mmmm! *Mama! I don't want to be a juice! tasukete!*
*Gets dejuiced dry again*
*wilts completely*
*starts falling apart like Peter in Infinity War*
*M-Mistress... I-I don't feel so good....*
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Daikon is gone forever. There will be no more Danny in any universe. The End.
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Hmmm… fine~ I’ll clone the restNo more juice for today, Danny's tired.
... Nah.
*brings Danny The Daikon back with a body Double that was growing in the garden*
*blinks confused* HelloYou were being watered? Danny is hallucinating from pleasure~
Memory damage~? *heals memories**blinks confused* HelloUmm... Why are you again?
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*is immune*Memory damage~? *heals memories*
*goes to cry in a corner**is immune*
Huh? Why are you waving your hand like this?Ohhh.. Are we having a dance party?
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*blinks confused* HelloUmm... Why are you again?
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Fuk... I woke up the wrong Seymour*feed snickers* *puts back to sleep* *tucks the blanket around* *kisses on the forehead*
Now, now, Danny is here. I'll watch over to make sure nobody sucks your toes.
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It's okay, little Daikon, mama's here. Everything's gonna be okay.*is immune*
Huh? Why are you waving your hand like this?Ohhh.. Are we having a dance party?
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You are my mommy?It's okay, little Daikon, mama's here. Everything's gonna be okay.![]()
*poking cheek* Who dat? Why is she just a silhouette?
*goes to cry in a corner*
*cries harder*Kinda feels like I'm forgetting something
*approaches**cries harder*
*blackhole appears*
Thank you, little Daikon. I will teach you everything that you need to know.You are my mommy?Yay! So pretty with all those hands!
That's your first Rootling, little Daikon Goddess. Your most faithful follower.*poking cheek* Who dat? Why is she just a silhouette?![]()
Something like that...Why is the pretty lady crying in the corner?
*something stabs the core of this Empty Vessel Daikon*
Kinda feels like I'm forgetting something